Posted February 20th, 2019 at 12:04pm by Psychout - 90,212 views
Reaver War Update! wrote:WarPorn Industries and the RDD proudly present
The Campaign for Cybertron
SEASON 2: Extinction!
HMW BITES BACK!
Round 4: PROLOGUE!!
Once more unto the breach, once more!!
So we're basically just ripping off Henry V? Oooohh kaaay...
It's been a rollercoaster of warfare here on Cybertron for the last few months.
The Reavers, ancient monsters once-Cybertronian in origin sealed away for eternity as punishment for betraying our planet and race, remain - Read More
Posted February 03rd, 2019 at 10:06am by Psychout - 72,548 views
I hope your trigger fingers are good an itchy...
You put the lime in the coconut, then grab your empty and smelt him up...
Weapons Manufacturing Has Begun!!
15 brave Cybertronians entered the battle of Kaon and collected the resources required to create the ‘Reaver-X’ weapon class. These are now being smelted down and cast into arms that will finally turn their threat to our advantage.
Before we can go into detail, the Senate has given me these 3 warnings to pass on:
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Posted January 25th, 2019 at 10:04am by Psychout - 72,820 views
WarPorn Industries and the RDD proudly present
The Campaign for Cybertron
SEASON 2: Extinction!
HMW BITES BACK!
Round 3: THE SPOILS OF WAR!!
All's fair in love and war, but both at the same time is so much more fun!
Right, let's skip all the preamble and pleasantries: The Reavers have begun their attack and just because their first target is Kaon doesn't mean that the Autobots are safe either. You think once they have Kaon, they won't use it as a staging ground to take the rest of - Read More
Posted January 21st, 2019 at 2:50pm by Burn - 86,126 views
WarPorn Industries and the RDD proudly present
The Campaign for Cybertron
SEASON 2: Extinction!
HMW BITES BACK!
I find a nice Chardonnay goes best with wholesale slaughter.
Its a new year!! Have you all sobered up yet? Pretty sure I haven't, but with the festivities of the holidays over it's time to get back to what we all do best - bringing you the best in quality violence!
Today WPNN are live at the Sonic Canyons, Gates of The Inferno, and bringing you an update on the battle - Read More
Posted December 03rd, 2018 at 4:18pm by Psychout - 76,276 views
Dammit, here we go again. Don't these Reavers ever shut up? ...and cue Zombi!
*taped applause*
...I don't care what the warranty says, that is definitely NOT a silent setting!
Greetings, peasants!
We have our airwaves back again! These interruptions are really damaging my ratings! What exactly does Soundwave actually do around here? May as well just employ Blaster and go back to voicing over hip-hop YouTube virals…
What? The Reavers? Ugh. OK, whatever.
So, like, our - Read More
Posted November 13th, 2018 at 3:30pm by ZeroWolf - 89,458 views
With the new Metroplex Theme Deck hitting online vendors and hobby shops alike on November 21st,the Official Transformers Trading Card Game Facebook page has put up card scans of the exclusive cards contained within the set. We have mirrored them here along with the thoughts of fellow Seibertron user, #Sideways#.
Metroplex Alt Mode
#Sideways# wrote:So here he is, the star of the show: Metroplex's city form. It shows us how everything works in terms of deploying his three small dudes, - Read More
Posted November 06th, 2018 at 5:03pm by Psychout - 66,607 views
WarPorn Industries and the RDD proudly present
The Campaign for Cybertron
SEASON 2: Extinction!
HMW BITES BACK!
Round 1: INFECTION!!
Like, you didn't see this coming... wrote:
I like big teeth and I cannot lie, you other bunnies can't deny...
AWWWW YEAHHH!! ITS TIME TO GET YO BITE ON BABY!!
We've all been here. You've read the book, seen the movie and bought the limited-edition skinny hipster-cut t-shirt (especially Bun-Bun).
Alt Hunts are nothing new to you guys so I'll spare you - Read More
Posted October 31st, 2018 at 6:53pm by Psychout - 76,777 views
WarPorn Industries and the RDD proudly present
The Campaign for Cybertron
SEASON 2: Extinction!
HMW BITES BACK!
Prologue
Don't worry, I wont bite... unless you ask really nicely.
Hey there Losers and Ladies, I'm Zombi Cheerleader and we're back! Did you miss me?
Tonight on WPNN - The WarPorn News Network - it's the news you have all been waiting for! Our inbox has been literally exploding with your demands for it's return, most of which we can't read publicly, but we here at - Read More
Posted October 26th, 2018 at 11:51pm by Burn - 77,650 views
Centuries ago, before the war, at the beginning of the Inferno, a dingy bar on the outskirts of a long forgotten city, an old forgesmith invited the Darkness for a drink. Stingy Jack as he was known, didn't like to pay for his own drinks, so he some how convinced the Darkness to transform himself into an Energon credit, the Darkness, for whatever reason, obliged.
Stingy Jack, being the stingy mech that he was still skipped out on his bar tab. Fixing the energon credit with a - Read More
Posted June 27th, 2018 at 6:20pm by Burn - 72,659 views
INTERLUDE!
For 15 years, Heavy Metal War has been a part of Seibertron.com, through both good and bad, this little game has brought together transformers fans on both sides of the war and given pleasure and pain in equal measure.
To celebrate this amazing achievement, during this tourney we will be looking back over the 4 main ‘eras’ of the game and exploring how a game invented over a lunchbreak became of the longest running transformers games on the internet, starting with its - Read More
Posted June 24th, 2018 at 6:24am by Burn - 23,635 views
WarPorn Industries and the RDD proudly present
HMW: The Campaign for Cybertron
A new way to fight the Heavy Metal War
Special Event: The Battle of the Legends!
15 years and going strong!
Well, here it is, the moment you have all been waiting for...
I can make gin disappear. What’s your superpower?
Happy Birthday Heavy Metal War!!Welcome HMWarriors, to another huge battle here on Seibertron.com!
Zombi Cheerleader here again and it's time to tell you what the hell is going - Read More
Posted June 08th, 2018 at 11:26pm by Burn - 22,297 views
In just over 2 week’s time, the Heavy Metal War will celebrate it's fifteenth anniversary! Has it really been that long?
The Staff and Senate of HMW would like to invite all former players, from both sides, to rejoin the battle and help us celebrate everything that has happened during this game! New players, veterans, retired, everyone is welcome to return to help us celebrate this huge milestone!
How do we plan to celebrate??
With a giant, all in, old school War!
Who can kill their - Read More
Posted May 02nd, 2018 at 3:56pm by Psychout - 20,037 views
WarPorn Industries and the RDD proudly present
HMW: The Campaign for Cybertron
A new way to fight the Heavy Metal War
Round 4: Rise of the Vader's 503rd!
May the 4th be with you!
Starting this Friday!
The Campaign for Cybertron has raged over Hydrax Plateau, we've scavenged across Tarn for components and captured teams over Vos to unlock new technologies in the fight for control of our planet.
In each battle so far the Decepticons have had the edge, but their dominance is slowly - Read More
Posted March 30th, 2018 at 4:52pm by Burn - 19,420 views
WarPorn Industries and the RDD proudly present
HMW: The Campaign for Cybertron
A new way to fight the Heavy Metal War
Round 3: Capture the flag tech.
The Scalp Hunting game the whole faction can play!
We've fought over Hydrax Plateau looking for Sharkticon reinforcements and we've fought over Tarn searching for technology to further aid us in the war, but where (and what!) will be fighting next?
Let's hand you over to one of WarPorn Industries finest fembots, Zombi Cheerleader, for - Read More
Posted February 07th, 2018 at 5:27pm by Psychout - 18,699 views
For many cycles, the war that had raged across Seibertron had been quiet, small skirmishes broke out across the planet, but not enough to be noticed.
Then ... the noise began, a stirring, a call to arms, an Autobot warrior who craved for the war to begin anew. Some fellow Autobots stirred, while others were not heard from. The Decepticon forces heard the noises, they too put out a call to arms and many answered.
It began again with a small exchange, the troops of Bun-Bun took the war to - Read More
Posted February 19th, 2012 at 6:14am by Psychout - 105,059 views
We're back again!
After a minor update to the game by Seibertron, the staff asked you for your ideas and suggestions for new weapons for the game.
You gave us suggestions by the hundreds.
After a very busy few weeks picking our favorite ones, arguing about them a bit, abandoning the whole list and starting over and arguing some more, we are finally able to announce the staff top 10, here's Burn with the details...
Burn wrote: So after going through all your submissions, the staff - Read More
Posted December 22nd, 2011 at 2:11am by Burn - 73,547 views
"Let me tell you a story kid, a story that happened so many cycles ago there's only a few of us left that even remember".
"There was a bar, even after the war broke out, it remained neutral. Both sides would set aside their differences just to knock back a few."
"Met a few 'Cons there ... could have called them friends if we weren't at war"
"I remember one Autobot, he and I ... we would often drink together. We could have been best friends if it wasn't for the war".
"But this - Read More
Posted December 17th, 2011 at 4:21pm by Burn - 82,316 views
IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CLONES ARE?
"I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"
"Don't you mean we're back?"
"This is my show, you were always just a guest"
FREAK SHOW PRODUCTIONS
in association with
AMALGATED PRETENCE
PRESENT, THE RETURN OF SEIBERTRON.COM'S HOTTEST LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW
"Yeah so hot it got cancelled after two episodes"
"That'll teach me for having an uncharasmatic bore like you for a guest"
LATE NIGHT WITH MINI-MAXIMUS PRIME
"Yes, that's right, we've - Read More
Posted December 15th, 2011 at 8:31am by Psychout - 224,566 views
This is
WARPORNNEWSNETWORK
making a profit out of a crisis.
- Good evening. I'm Zombie Cheerleader
- And I'm the other one. Tonight we bring you a special report on Decahex, and the increasing levels of violence in the region that may or may not be as a result of the collapse of Cybertrons last remaining energon mine. We now pass you over to Hazard, our expendable reporter who we only send to the really dangerous places:did I do to deserve this? Last time I sign anything Psychout - Read More
Posted May 19th, 2011 at 3:51pm by Psychout - 97,723 views
WarPorn Industries™ and the RDD proudly present:
HEAVY METAL WAR
The New Althunt
Tired of seeing the same altmodes reset in, reset out?
Think Thundercracker is still fighting for the wrong faction?
Want to join the elite ranks of the Prime clones as a Decepticon?
Ever wondered what it would be like to beat on your enemies using one of their own altmodes for a change?
(Never played HMW and fancy giving it a try?)
Then you need... The New Althunt!
The premise is simple: Identify an - Read More
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