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trailbreaker writes: “Yep, it’s a KO, get your money back.”
trailbreaker writes: Another boring Saturday night….
trailbreaker writes: Ravage popsicles?
digigirl411 writes: It should be a lot easier to examine him mow that we have him tied down.
Wolfman Jake writes: THIS is why certain stereotypes about aliens will never die.
Optimum Supreme writes: These custom figure courses are getting out of hand.
DedicatedGhostArt writes: This is what the average 40-year-old Transformers collector does to their toys.
DeathReviews writes: 'Ooooh.... yeah, a little higher, that's where the soreness is. Man that knot has been killing me for AGES...'
Evil Eye writes: Ravage hates bondage videos.
grimlock1972 writes: And Ravage never mistook a UFO for his frisbee again.
- Back to top -#Sideways# writes: *Poke poke*
*Poke poke*
*Poke poke*
*Jab*
"YOUCH"
"It does speak!"
Dragon_Convoy writes: watch where your sticking that thing
Blazefrost writes: Hmmm...What does this button do?
Swerve writes: Ravage: Okay, you aliens are never going to get over your stereotype of anal probes this way.
Starazor writes: Hey! You're not a priest!
Split Second writes: Ravage: That tickles.
Scatterlung writes: Dr: Vell, if vee are goink to upgrade Ravage here into a Predacon, ve may as vell ztart vis inzerting a Russian voice box into hiss brain zrough his rear. At least to amuze uz, no?
hot rod 907 writes: stop poking my aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. scratch there again!
autobothound writes: Ravage: Owwie! Owwie! Owwie!
Alien: Oh stop it! I haven't inserted it yet!
darth_paul writes: Wow a Ravage! I've never seen one of those fully intact before!
- Back to top -snavej writes: The Alien was a beginner in collecting Transformers. He was led astray by a prankster who told him that 'MISB' meant 'Put a mint up their ass, then seal them in a box'. The Alien was bemused by this but went ahead and did it anyway b
Roadshadow writes: Alien: Hmm...
Ravage: Get that probe out of my ass NOW!
Unknown writes: Ravage: What is with aliens and anal probes?
Tiedye writes: THE SWAN transformer style
Tiedye writes: (Alien talking to the producers of beast wars)
(ALIEN)" Now see here." If we give him a different head,a voicebox and the abilty to walk upright,he might have the abilty to be a very good guest star on you new show.
(PRODUCERS)- "OH OH,an
Sondura1 writes: (alien)Is it dead? (Ravage wakes up)STOP POKIN ME!
Starazor writes: This is why Traformers don't abduct people- they've been on the "recieving end".
Zeedust writes: When they ran out of frogs, Billy's sciene teacher made him improvise.
Zeedust writes: Giant Space Leprechaun: "Shrinky-Dinks are a lot less fun than the box wants you to think they are. 'Hey everyone, let's bake little plastic thingies!' No wonder they never made a comeback...."
seminole1 writes: Alien(thinking to himself): Boy I wish I could shrink myself down to his size... then I'll really give him a good work over.
- Back to top -Unknown writes: RAVAGE:---"Shouldn't we get to know each other a little more first?! Maybe go out for dinner or ice cream??!!"
Autobobby1 writes: OH MY GOD! Ravage is a girl
Transfaner writes: Daytime Minutes costing you a fortune?
DARK RODIMUS writes: HMMM DON'T WORRY FOLKS I'M JUST CLEANIN IT'S POOP SHOOT
punycron writes: Pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey... (sigh)... Pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey...
Wolfguard writes: This alien vet tech is about to administer a robo-enima to Ravage. Poor catbot has Mega-colon (yes, that is an actual medical condition which real cats can aquire ;p )
joe350s10 writes: QUIT CLENCHING!!!!!! It's just going to make it hurt even more....
Dragonoth writes: Alien: Hmmm, it IS a cat, not a dog! This masterpiece Ravage answers all my questions.
joe350s10 writes: "You know doc...they make thermometers that can read your temperature ORALLY now...."
cam2 writes: get that thing away from my ass but-munch
- Back to top -Road Turtle writes: Ravage, "...and the Doctor says to himself , 'What are you worried about? There's nothing wrong with that, you're single and available.' ; but in the back of his mind he's shouting, 'You sick pervert, You're a v
trailbreaker writes: "Ravage, if you'd quite trying to hump Steeljaw your body wouldn't freeze in this position!"
Kevinus Prime writes: "Maybe this was a bad time since I just got my pupils dialated."
Kevinus Prime writes: "See? He's been like this since Bucky got voted off American Idol."
Kevinus Prime writes: "WHOOO! Howzabout warming it next time Doc?"
Exodus42 writes: Peculiar, he seems to be enjoying this!
Exodus42 writes: Usually the animals I stick this in are larger, but we'll make due.
Blaster_6267 writes: The rockets connected to the..leg joint...the leg joints connected to the...torso...
Happy Noodle Blacker writes: Alien: Anal probes are always fun!
Ravage: In that case. @$$#@!*, have a gas!!!! (farts in his face)
Screambug writes: I gave him sedatives so I can take his temperature this way!
- Back to top -Marcus Rush writes: Don't worry there little fella, this end's heated!
Zeedust writes: Giant Space Leprechaun: "I hate to be the one to say this, guys, but I don't think this one's part of Voltron."
Galaxy_Convoy writes: C9!? You lie! this Ravage toy is more like C4 with its loose joints!
omega wing writes: Ravage: Megatron dont fix me i promise that was the last time
Megatron(offscreen): I am not taking any chances i am sick of having to leave boxes of kittens outside the arc then running away
omega wing writes: Ravage: Steeljaw you lied to me you said that neutering me would make me more powerful.
Steeljaw(offscreen): Heh heh heh heh heh
Unknown writes: Alein: ok now lets see the quintisons said to put this attachment..... were
ravage: >< get that metal object outta there
Alein: ok it doesnt go in that hole.... mabye the ear
trailbreaker writes: Doctor: "Ravage will be okay. He needs to quit watching the Richard Simmons workout videos, though."
snavej writes: Alien: I'm so bored, I'm just prodding this metal cat over and over again.
Ravage: And I'm so bored, I'm letting him do it. A bit higher, to the left, that's it...aaaah, bliss!
Alien: Come to think of it, you don't see
snavej writes: Adding a few drops of water does NOT make Ravage grow to giant size.
Castle74 writes: Time for Ravage's colonostrophy!
- Back to top -Sleeve writes: "...damn iPod."
King Slick writes: Uh, he's been having some seriously bad gastric releases Doc...can you help my kitty?
--B-- writes: Look, he's firing his a-hole missle.
snavej writes: Alien (thinks): If I'd had the cosmetic surgery, I'd have a life and wouldn't have to do this.
Ravage transforms to mini-cassette mode and effectively disappears.
Alien: Oh, flick! The boss is going to kill me now!
shadow minicon writes: Hey don't touch that it is attached!
tf_geek writes: Wait... I still function.
Wanna bet?
Velos writes: Whatever you do kitty don't move, this won't hurt abit!
starscream_the_eternal writes: Having learned all they could about the human digestive system, the aliens moved on to probing other species.
Pokejedservo writes: There is a reason why Frank Welker never wanted to tell the world what are his Doctor appointments are like especially back then. ;)
snavej writes: Ravage: Don't abuse me, Mister! Can't we all just get along?
Alien: That isn't possible. I am too weird.
- Back to top -AirFlare writes: Ravage: "It's mating season already?"
AirFlare writes: "Yeah, you wanna be a star? Then lie there and take it!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
AirFlare writes: "Hey there Mr. Kitty"
"Wake up"
"Wake up"
"Wake up"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "You tried to milk him, didn't you? Falker you sick son of a bitch!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Ravage,"Look pal you watch where you stick that, my boss is a gun!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Ravage,"AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH HELP! HELP! HELP! FUHKING KITBASHERS!!!! HEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!"
trailbreaker writes: Hmmm....looks like a Chinese bootleg.
trailbreaker writes: "HEY, QUIT POKING MY NIPPLES!!"
King Grimrob writes: Doc:
hmm... temperature seems normal.... Might be just a case of Energon balls....
1337W422102 writes: I won the Caption Contest and all I got was this Ravage figure that I'm making sure is real!
- Back to top -DecepticonRedAlert writes: alien:this the first time i've done a nudiring
ravage:OH F***
Thanatos Prime writes: Alien: Hmm...a little sleeping kitty cat. I wonder if when I poke it...
Ravage: Do it and see what the f*** happens to your face.
Death-Ray Charles writes: This was the best vet Soundwave could find when Ravage was Infected by Turboworm
Death-Ray Charles writes: This was the best Soundwave could find when ravage was infected with Turboworm
UFO writes: Alien - Now we-a slice-a-da Ravage! Oh, Mamma mia...I cut-a his fuhreakin leg off! Noe we throw that in the pot!
Ravage - FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A FISH!
A - Awww...Da freakin fishy is-a talking! That adds to da flavor!
R - AAAAAAAAHH!
UFO writes: Alien - I like to take my toys apart!
Ravage - NOOOO!!
Rumble - MY ARM!!!
Frenzy - YOUR ARM?! MY BODY!!
Ravage/Frenzy/Rumble - NOO!! NOT THAT!! AHH!!!
Roadshadow writes: Ravage: Aaah! God it hurts my ass!
Roadshadow writes: Ravage: This is my worst nightmare come true: A giant alien vet.
Thanatos Prime writes: I told Glorf to remove the dead insects when he kills them!
Stress writes: damn my new action figure broke. Now witch part was this again.
- Back to top -snavej writes: Green ginger weirdo about to become intimately acquainted with two proton missiles.
New Omen writes: And thats how we draw Ravge class, next I'll show you how to draw Megatron...
Unknown writes: This is what happens when you take a Transformer to science class.
SilentBlaster writes: Alien:Can I stop scratching your back now?
Ravage:No!!!!
Alien:Jerk.
shockblaster5 writes: What do we have here?
Ravage; Get your $****y hands away from me you ****ing little b*******!
Tusko writes: Well that definatly isn't your "do not record-over tab."
Acelister writes: Alien: "This ain't as glorious as the posters said in the Vet Recruitment Agency..."
Acelister writes: Ravage: "This is demeaning for us both..."
Unknown writes: Alien:
Just think happy thoughts Mr. Ravage. Your physical is almost done.
O. Prime writes: "Man, I'm so sorry. I...I had no idea. Who would have thought it would go in that far?"
- Back to top -partholon writes: "megatron told me there'd be days like this, but did i listen? Nooooooooo,hmph"
blank writes: time to get neutered mr kitty
Road Turtle writes: Alien, "Now look class, watch as I probe the posterior end of this specimen. Notice how the hip rockets don't actually launch; I believe they're vestigial..."
Baddly beaten and desparate for resources, the Decepticons sell Ravage to
Road Turtle writes: Alien, "My, my, the thermometer reads 1000 degrees, this is one sick little kitty! I think he may have gotten a hold of a magnet, that's not good, he is a cassette after all."
wavelength writes: i better take care of my super rare hybred style worlds smallest ravage otherwise the mother in law will kill me for spending the life savings on this
Ratbat writes: Well, well, well...a real, live Transformer!
Unknown writes: Ravage: The scalpel and this prone position are bad enough...but shouldn't doctors at least have pupils in their eyes?
Frobman writes: Alien Doc: Ah, here's the problem. He's not eating enough Energon Fibers and he's getting Hemmoroids. I'm afraid that's all I can do. $200 dollars please?
Ravage: What a Rip!
dabattousai writes: Steve the Crocodile Hunter: Blimey look at these legs. Only certain ones are born with these. Just look at the rockets attached to his side.
-Ravage Bits Steve-
Steve: Crocky, he bit me the little sucker. Look at those marks, hopefully we have a
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "This is Bob Baraquallaaraaackfghjingaellarach reminding you to have your Decepticon's spayed or neutered."
- Back to top -NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: That's it I'm calling Betty White!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: In bad german accent,"Now Mista Wavage tell me does it hurt vhen I do dis?"
Ravage,"YAP,YAP,YAP,YAP,YAP!"
Dclone Soundwave writes: "What the Hell are you doing with my ass?! It's not to be played with! Soundwave, get this guy away from me!"
Soundwave-"I've got my own problems, this guy over here wants to have his scalpel do it with me!"
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