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Bruticus blows up!!!
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trailbreaker writes: That will take a while to fix ….
Bennington1234 writes: Why Megatron transfered the Combaticons personality components to new bodies.
Shuttershock writes: The new third party Bruticus MIGHT have some quality control issues.
Amelie writes: Bruticus Transforms in the animated adventures of "Bayformers"
Ravage XK writes: Too much Currrryyyyyyyyyy!
Victinoko writes: Micheal Bay was here
trailbreaker writes: Acid indigestion sucks.
Rainmaker writes: BLAST OFF YOUR NAME IS SO LITERAL
cusd220 writes: maybe bruticus shouln't have ate that burrito.
Evil Eye writes: And so reissue Bruticus was cancelled for safety reasons.
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Skywarp64 writes: "Damnit, I KNEW I should've paid more than 5 bucks for that new chestplate!"
Optimus Eddie writes: Lesson 1: It is unhealthy to hold in bodily functions
gema writes: Never buy knockoff, they lasted like 3 days
Treetop Maximus writes: I'm not having fun...
I'm having A BLAST!
Octocon writes: A failed attempt to increase the speed of the combaticons' dissengaging systems.
Octocon writes: A failed attempt to increase the combaticon dissengaging function.
Octocon writes: Megatron: Bruticus Initiat Newyears Procedure.
Bruticus: Affirmative.
SoundMaster1 writes: Bruticus-DAMMIT! I knew I shouldn't have swallowed those 573 raisin bran muffins!
Skywarp-0h...so that's where all the lazatives went...
Scatterlung writes: Bruticus: I DIVIDED BY ZERO
Rept138 writes: Somebody quick get the Pepto Bismol before it's...to late.
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Universal Prime writes: Bruticus: I'm A TURD!!! -BOOM!-
ChevyTron writes: The self-destruct function would be nice...
IF THERE WAS ANYONE HERE!
Dragonoth writes: Onslaught: "Combaticons, merge into Ruination! I mean Brut…" *BOOM*
Ever since, some superstitious Transformers refuse to say "ruination".
Swerve writes: Starscream: Oh, sucks to be him!

(Looks over and sees megatron with arms folded in disapproval)

Starscream: I... I bet the Constucticons can probably buff that right out...
Dclone Soundwave writes: Oh, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that bean & cheese burrito............
Rebirth Megatron writes: Megatron: BRUTICUS IS DEAD!!

Starscream: You're an idiot Megatron. *shows Megatron a piece of Bruticus*

Megatron: Made in Mexico? IT'S A KNOCKOFF, WE HAVE BEEN TRICKED!!

Onslaught: Our plan has worked brilliantly, SNEAK ATTACK!!!
Scatterlung writes: A just as all the Decepticons leapt out to wish Galvatron a happy birthday, he spun on his hill and opened fire on what he believed was the most immediate threat
hot rod 907 writes: I souldn't have tried to hold in that fart
Anonymous writes: DAMN YOU McDONALDS!!!!
Mad_Mexicoy writes: Dammit Starscream.............you cut the wrong wire!!!!!
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Tiedye writes: Today in Iran there was another suiside bombing. Luckily no one hurt but the dumbass who blew himself up.
Zeedust writes: "Look, I do impressions! See this? I'm the Fallen!"
Suzuki writes: THUNDERCRACKER(offscreen): Gee, those "Altoids" ARE cuiously strong!
Ccampbell23 writes: The only time in the history of the world, that the extended service plan wasn't a complete rip off.
Kamakaze Thrower writes: Brawl's cannon went off while in leg mode... pointing up...
darth_paul writes: Soundwave: Soundwave Superior - Combaticons Inferior!
Octocon writes: *megatron radio call* bruticus report the jets report that your exploding!

Bruticus: "megatron urm no, seriously it just a exostructure wound! woosy jets"
Alphatron writes: Not a good day to be Bruticus, isn't it?
excaliberprime writes: even decepticons fall victim to pop rocks and orange soda.
SiriusPrime writes: Bruticus: "You fools! If I can't have the last golden ticket, no one will!"
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DeltaSilver88 writes: Onslaught: "No, Swindle! I told you to..."
SHRAKABOOOOOOOOM
"...Take.. your... stuff someplace... else... ZORK...KZZZIIIiiiIIIRRRRrrrr" *stasis lock*
Shadow of Lio Convoy writes: Starscream: OMG they killed Bruticus!!
Megatron: You B*****ds!!!
Unknown writes: Bruticus rued the day he switched to Windows XP.
Road Turtle writes: Megatron, "PULL!"

Bruticus, BRA-BOOM!

After every defeat, Megatron relaxed by using his gestalts as clay pigeons.
Road Turtle writes: Megatron, "Brilliant Starscream! Why build them out of the most advanced military technology available, when you can use abandoned rusted-out WWII vehicles instead? I suppose this time you'll be using a fleet of Model-T chassis for your next ges
Myriagon writes: It was this turn of events that prompted the beast wars leader Megatron to find new technology to put his soldiers back toghether and have them live on in the next episode... until he killed them himself.
Unknown writes: Brutius: "you can't destroy me I'm destine to take over cybertron; with my new attatments. After that he explodes. Just then his debrie lands on cybertron when with small writting that states "Made in Taiwan"
tomaxxamot666 writes: ONSLAUGHT- "What's this red button for?"

BRAWL- "no, no, no....not the red button!!!!!!"
Fireblast writes: Michael Bay should have found me a stuntman!
Fireblast writes: I told Michael Bay and Don Murphy it states in my contract I'm not going get blown up.
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Dragonoth writes: The boss of stage 5 of the G1 video game that was never produced gets pwned.
BluavalancheZ71 writes: this is going to leave one hell of a battle wound
Fireblast writes: A Baby?! I know I should have never eaten that!
lenjr writes: "Time to test out my cool new upgrades! This is going to be so bad ass"
"GO GO GADGET OIL SLICK! Oh...snap."
Roboto750 writes: Shake 'n Bake!
trailbreaker writes: "Dammit Vortex, put away the hairspray and matches!!"
Decepticlone117 writes: Ah crap!........BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: the inevitable conclusion to the hokey pokey
Octocon writes: Bruticus trys to find away to speed up his seperation protocols. (but messes it up)
Octocon writes: Bruticus: Rar! thats what i get for eating them peppers!
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snavej writes: Those young Pakistanis told me that it was just baby milk but no, it was liquid explosive!
snavej writes: My pockets are hooting again!
KnightSpider writes: Terrorist?.......Aww I left the coffee pot on again, didnt I?
Milanion writes: Hooooot Pockets...
Unknown writes: Never, never, NEVER eat smoke a cigar after eating Taco Bell!
Thunder_breaker writes: This is what happens to a mold after it is rereleased 40 times.
Tusko writes: Its not the combining that's hard, its the separating.
snavej writes: Bruticus exploding with rage and hate, just after seeing the superior Energon Bruticus. Out of shot, Menasor laughs but he hasn't seen Cybertron Menasor yet!
actionfigure73 writes: Michael Bay is directing what!!!!!!!!!!
Kevinus Prime writes: What's this button do? Uh, oh...."
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Kevinus Prime writes: "Wheeliemus Prime say, use the matrix today!"
Kevinus Prime writes: "It's just a flesh wound!"
snavej writes: Bruticus: I knew I shouldn't have tried to fight Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson AND Arnold Schwarzenegger! Damned script force got me blown up right good!
snavej writes: Megatron: This wasn't mentioned in the instruction book!
Dinobot Prime writes: Happy fourth of July people!
trailbreaker writes: Flame on!!
trailbreaker writes: "WHERE ARE MY HEARTBURN PILLS !!!???"
Atamus writes: Aarggg!!!! Why... didn't I get...full...coverage...insurance!!!
Atamus writes: American components, Russian Components, Decepticon Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
blaine71274 writes: I have separation anxiety.
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blaine71274 writes: Unarmed and definitely not dangerous.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: See.

You were warned about the dangers of firecrackers.
blaine71274 writes: I feel a little disconnected.
Unknown writes: Taco Bell.. Spicy chicken crunchwrap... TOO MUCH!!!!
spider_j writes: Galvertron decided to stay with Windows 98 instead of upgrading to Windows XP.
The results were....regretable...
Death-Ray Charles writes: YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!!1 OH WHY!!!???? YOU BLEW IT UP!!!!
CynicalFailure writes: After seeing his reputation tarnished at the hands of cheap knockoffs and humiliating remakes, Bruticus decided to end it all!!
PG13 writes: OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
snavej writes: I knew that it was a bad idea to store all those explosives inside me!
snavej writes: Starscream: Bruticus, disobey Megatron!

Bruticus: I obey. Wait, does not compute! Does not compute! Does not compute!! KAAABOOOOMMMMM!
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lenjr writes: I should have gotten Geico!!!
Roboto750 writes: Actually, this isn't Bruticus at all. This is one of those darn cheap knock off transformers 2 minutes after being removed from it's box.
Dex Antares writes: Sideswipe had always been known for his underhanded and inventive combat techniques, but by stuffing a potato in Swindle's exhaust pipe, he truly redefined the term "devious."
tian17 writes: goddamn my farting problem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shortround writes: It's going going gone.
Megatron's true heir writes: Me Buruticus think explosions are pretty
Autobot bubbs writes: *Why you should never hold your nose when you sneeze*
Zeedust writes: The Fallen always did his best to ignore the fanboys, but they kept resorting to more and more dreastic means to get his attention... Some even tried to look like him, with predictable results.
Roboto750 writes: Happy Cybertronian New Year!
Velos writes: Bruticus: Now I know what happens when you try to hold in a fart, and sneeze at the same time.
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O. Prime writes: Ouchies
City Commander writes: An advert for eating healthy food:

"This is what happens when you don't eat vegetabels. You do eat your vegetables, don't you? DON'T YOU?!"
transformerguru writes: Fembots are not the only beings that cannot handle Austin Powers mojo...
Giga Prime writes: "And in other news today, Bruticus got totally served."
Roadshadow writes: Onslaught, who was drunk one day, accidently shoved a ten-ton hydrogen bomb straight up his ass.

The results here are self-explanatory.
Writenimage writes: Thank god i bought the extended warranty....
Roadshadow writes: Bruticus: Now I know how Unicron felt when his body was blown up! It hurts like a motherf***er!
ninjabot writes: Bruticus: That's the last time I use Exon fuel!!!!
Pokejedservo writes: Nothing says having a really bad day until you spontaneously combusted into little pieces huh?
OmegaPrime1649 writes: I shouldn't of had that burrito!
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Death-Ray Charles writes: SUNNUVA B**CH!!!!!! YOU GODDAM MOTHER f****ERS!!! YOU BETTER F**KING HOPE THAT I NEVER GET F**CKING PUT BACK TO-F**CKING-GETHER!!! OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR ***** AND FORCEFEED IT TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!
Death-Ray Charles writes: And Bruticus's last word were: I REQUEST A SATANIC FUNERAL!!!!
THOR THE GOD writes: bruticus:oh no i never should hve had that mexican food boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Rolling Thunder writes: Megatron: Sigh, they just don't build Decepticons like they use too.
Soundwave: I blame outsourcing.
Cybertron Optimus writes: When Bruticus gets drunk.
Immortal Starscream writes: Starscream: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED BRUTICUS!
megatron: YOU BASTERDS!
Archanubis writes: Just when the Combaticons thought their day couldn't get any worse...
TheTouch writes: You damn dirty AutoBots, you blew it up! Damn you all to hell.
shockwave_inoz writes: "Ohh, damn that was one hot curry - I feel like I'm going to..."

KABOOOOOOM!!!

other diners in unision: "cheque please!"

(What? You haven't seen 'Spaceballs'??)
snavej writes: Is your super-advanced city-smashing super robot malfunctioning? Apparently, it's not unusual. Write in to Consumer Watchdog and we'll campaign to get you compensation.

This is shaping up to be worse than the unstable 4x4 scandal!
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snavej writes: Blast Off based his Earth design on the NASA Space Shuttle Challenger. It wasn't the best idea he ever had.
snavej writes: There goes my frakkin' no claims bonus!
Roux writes: Swindle: Remember Brawl, don't activate our self destruct device when we've merged.

Brawl: Right, activate our self destruct device when we've merged.

Swindle: No!
New Omen writes: Bruticus soon learned that the Earth vehicles the Combaticons where built from didn't have the structural integrity to go into space.
Autobot bubbs writes: Martin the Martian: " where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering Kaboom!"

Megatron: " wait for it.... THERE!"

Martin: " Oh my... that is much better."
teejimusprime writes: michael bay: OK CUT..ok lets try that again

bruticus: i know i should've gotten a better agent..or atleast waited til the sequel
Black Arachnis writes: Starscream:"I KNEW I shouldn`t have bought a knockoff Bruticus!"
dabattousai writes: Unicron: Destiny..you cannot...destroy...my...destiny!

Director: CUT! Bring in Bruticus

~Film Crew setup bombs all over Bruticus' body~

Director: And.....ACTION!!!

~Bruticus Blows Up!~

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!

Director: CUT! That's
Damolisher writes: "And as we can clearly see, Megatron did not have UNICRON'S armour, but rather, Bruticus's.
Galaxy_Convoy writes: Thats what you get for taking on bumble bee!
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teejimusprime writes: New reporter: today we've learned that robots can aswell spontaniously combust.

Bruticus: %&*#@%#!@^%#!$#*^!%#(!%#^!%#^!%#@ :(

BOOOOOM
Rebirth Megatron writes: It was at this point that Swindle realised buying used fuelpacks in bulk was probably a bad thing.
Ratbat writes: [[Megatron speaking to Starscream]] This is only an illusion to make the Autobots THINK we've actually destroyed Bruticus.
Ratbat writes: You CANNOT destroy my...DESTINYYYYYY!!!
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