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trailbreaker writes: Chip continues to be bored as Windows 11 update enters hour three.
RodimusPrimeUkraine1 writes: Ah yes, Teletraan Chase. Also known as luckatron, green teletran, Scooby Dooby Dooby Tron, and much more but we're short on time.
trailbreaker writes: It's Thelma from Scoobey Doo.
Evil Eye writes: "Wait a minute, has the internet even been invented yet?"
Optimum Supreme writes: MOM! I told you to never come in here without knocking!
Easy Tiger writes: Wow, it sure is lucky that you giant alien robots have all these wheelchair-accessible human-size computer terminals.
Rainmaker writes: Why is Teletraan 1 green?
Unknown writes: No. I was not just looking at Pamela Anderson! More like, um, Sean Connery!
(We mean fully clothed.)
Roadshadow writes: Chip: Oh, uh, hey Prime! I was uhh...ordering a uhh...
Optimus: Don't give me that crap! I saw you oogling at Playboy.com! I'm telling Ultra Magnus!
Chip: He can't deal with that now!
Masterpiece Prowl writes: Chip: No, NO, NOOO!
Prime: (offscreen) What's going on Chip?
Chip: It's, It's, IT'S...
Prime: What is it?
Chip: THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!
Other Autobots: (also offscreen) (screaming)
Chip: It's, It's, IT'S...
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- Back to top -trailbreaker writes: "Okay, guys, who's been surfing the 'ArceeBigBoobs.com' website????"
darkwind25 writes: Damnit, looks my bank account is low! I guess I have to start spending my money more wisely, yessiree!! Mmhmm! Im a dork.
Not Sonic writes: Chip:Whadd'ya mean no computer!I didn't break Rodimus's window, it was Sparky!
Optimus:Right, andi am gonna save the univese from humongous planet eating meanace with horns..
*Sparky walks in with gun and bat*
Sparky:Stupid Rod,
devast8or writes: What??!! HMW is down??
juggaloG writes: Aw, crap! Now I gotta fix Teletran-1 because Optimus Prime decided to install Microsoft Windows XP. I told him that it was unstable, and Internet Explorer even more so. But, did he listen to me? Noooo. He had to install the "latest, greatest Operatin
isaiahtay writes: "I'm orchestrating."
isaiahtay writes: "Whistle while you work."
isaiahtay writes: "Ok,if I take 2 and add 1, I come up with....."
isaiahtay writes: "Peace out,dudes!"
MiGrAinE writes: Damn parental controls...
- Back to top -octanius prime writes: hey wheeljack, how do i look on my new inter-galactic web cam?
Greg writes: Hey! Do You Like This New Chair I Got? It Makes Me Pull Funny Faces!
Don't Try To Change The Subject Chip! What Were You Looking At On That Computer?
Errr...
Kal-Seth writes: Chip: see this funny face im making? put the barrel of an energy rifle between my lips and please pull the trigger...
chip comesto the relisation that being crippled means certain parts of him can't "rise to attetion"
Soda Pop Kurtis writes: Chip: Time to check the e-mail.
(reads aloud): Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?
(response): What the crap, its all people ever ask me, I got just the thing for you... DELETED!!!!!!!
DeltaOmega writes: She talked about me!?
Nightshadow writes: Damn, Dial up sucks, i told you we should've gotten DSL.
Tiedye writes: "I'm sick of being everyones lacky.. Just wait till Everyone see's all the pictures I took of them sleeping in weird postions posted on the net."
Tiedye writes: Chip- I'm sick being everyone's lacky. Just wait till everyone sees all the funny pictures I took of them sleeping in weird positions posted on the web.
MiGrAinE writes: "What.....? No I wasnt looking at porn!"
LordTyphon writes: Chip:: No one will notice if I change this little line of code to improve Seibertron.com (type type type) Gah, I just reset everything, well maybe no one will notice.
- Back to top -nothing_face writes: CHIP: "Whoops. With one little keystroke, I just took out six months worth of data from some fan site. Eh. Nobody will notice." SEIBERTRON, at home on his own computer: "****!!! ****ing son of a *****! ****!! Well... guess I&a
Unknown writes: Chip,"Wow boy I sure took one hell of a beating in the caption contest,but hey that was three pictures ago,I should be safe....What,wait what the hell.Seibertron goes down and I'm back in the barrel.Just F'n great."
Galvatron writes: all right megatron ive gotten you the Spice channel now put my kitten down.
Unknown writes: Prime: Is that immorale material you're looking at, Chip?
Chip: What? No! I would never...!(alt-F4, alt-F4 faster Telatran!)
Unknown writes: Wow this new 1987 PC is a blistering 10Mhz and only 4 times the size of last year's version.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "Ooohh,Chip,Brian,and the rest of your Dungeons & Dragons club are here.Should I send them down to the basement dear?" Chip,"MOM,how many times have I told you on friday and saturday night that's not Brian,it&am
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Chip,"Well,Optimus it seems the dreams you've been having about eating your own crap,come from the fact that your spark was briefly housed in the body of a cyber ape 4 million years ago." Optimus,"Well that might explai
EverythingIsFodder writes: Why, yes, I DO want to refinance my mortgage... and enlarge my penis. This "internet" thing is great!
Unknown writes: Hey Prime! Microsoft says that you have an illegal copy of Teletran 1 (do they own this too?).
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Chip,"Let's see what kinda rumor can I start today.....I've got it.The Mazda Alternator's name is ... Skids,yeah that'll work they'll buy that.Well at least for a couple of days.And then in a couple of
- Back to top -Minicle writes: Chip: Heh heh, that false information I planted on the Net about there being a live action Transformers movie has thrown the Transfan community into chaos and flamewars..... oh! no change there.
longlatinlocks writes: Guess what I just snagged for twenty bucks on eBay? A better friggin wheelchair, that's what!
joykiller writes: Years after quitting smoking chip still found his hand slipping into that familiar position.... damn you marlboro
joykiller writes: The most powerful computer in the universe and i can't even play counterstrike on it
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "Alright,who left cheese on Teltran 1?"
BlItZeR writes: "oh Great, Atari Pong..and I though you Autobots were highly advanced.."
Unknown writes: Today on America's most wanted, we show you the exclusive photo of the mastermind behind all the Viruses and SPAM created. Listen up scumbag, you better not eat, or sleep because were coming for you...
Unknown writes: Chip: "Geez, isn't that Seibertron guy ever going to change the picture for the caption contest? Even I'm getting tired of looking at myself."
Unknown writes: "Chip Chase,yeah I put the little bastard in the chair,he was a theart to me.Now who's the biggest man in the business.I got no regrets I'd do it again,and let that little,and I do mean 'little' punk try�
Unknown writes: Wanted: Chip Chase
Crime: Creating the MyDoom virus
Caution: Subject is very dangerous and wets his bed nightly.
- Back to top -SeekerInAFakeMoustache writes: "I downloaded this mysterious untitled file thinking it would be something cool, but it's just a grainy video of Starscream's Ghost crawling out of a well and ambling towards the screen."
lockepsb writes: Look wheeljack, I upgraded Teletran One to an x86 Processor with 640Kb of RAM, CGA Monitor, Dot-Matrix printer, and finally last but not least, we'll be soaring on the net with a 300Kbs baud modem... now isn't that fast?!?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "Hey! Who put nude pics of Carly on the net? Oh wait I did."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Our newest moderator at the Energon Pub.
killfranken writes: Don't bug me! I'm submitting a long, unfunny caption on seibertron.com!
Unknown writes: What did I tell you about pirating music? The RIAA is gonna run you up $h!t creek for this one!
Minicle writes: Meet Chip Chase, the Harry Potter of the Science world, all he needs now is the scar.
Grimlock:(Sharpening sword) Me Grimlock see to that...
Minicle writes: Chip: Look into my eyes...
Minicle writes: Chip: Yes I can see your problem Optimus, this super computer is infact a 2d background drawing, come to think of it so am I...
Unknown writes: "Help save the Master's of the Universe? I was part of that movement,the first time they tried canceling the toy line.That's how I got into this chair,I took a case of Trap Jaw's to the lower back.Please don't
- Back to top -NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "AARRGGGHH Windows NT,and only a 4 gig memory,that's what I get for buying a closing K-Mart's pharmacy computer."
Unknown writes: Dave, I'm afraid. Chip: My name's not Dave, and you damn straight you're gonna be afraid once I shove this virus up your a$$
Senor Hugo writes: Chip: Aha! I knew it! Teletran 1 wasn't telling us that asteroids were heading for earth! He was telling us that Bumblebee was dicking around with my Asteroids game again!
Bombshell writes: Who needs a PS2? Nothing beats this Apple II for true gaming pleasure!
Unknown writes: Chip was the producer on the'Transformers For Food' album,which featured a both Autobots and Decepticons covering 'Heal The World',and Optimus and Megatron singing,'He ain't Heavy He's my Brot
Unknown writes: The newest book:
"Harry Potter And His Hacking Problem"
Unknown writes: Woah, how did *MY* naked pics get on the net?
The King writes: Do you see me working here?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: 1985:Chip makes a bad call,"I'm tellin you this beta max machine is gonna kick the VHS's @$$.I'm investing every dollar I've got in them."
Skyfire the Artist writes: AOL desperately tries to keep up.
- Back to top -NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "ARGH! Who put nude pictures of Dr. Arkum on the internet?"
Unknown writes: Hey! Who put nude pics of Arcee on the net?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Pictured here is Chip Chase and the Sega Genesis with ALL of it's add on components.
Unknown writes: Have I found that Paris Hilton video for download ? In a word... no.
Alvin Prime writes: "So after you've hacked into the pentagon, you can change your social and get a brand new life!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: The Autobots took quickly to earth customs such as humor.They however didn't quite get it right,several days earlier Grimlock taped a sign on the back of Chip's chair that read "Throw me Chip down lot of stairs",causing
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "When I was 17 I realized with a name like Chip,I wasn't really gettin any tail so I drove my car headfirst into a wall trying to end my sexless existence.That's how I got into this chair.I still blame Dad,HOW COULD HE LET MOM P
Unknown writes: "Do You Wanna Ride With Batman?"
Unknown writes: In one life Chip Chase is nothing but a nerdy cripled wanker. In the other he is in fact: BATMAN!
Unknown writes: Wait, you're a highly advanced civilization and you don't know Windows?
- Back to top -TheRoMan writes: Hey Ratchet, I'm just checkin out a website. Its the official website off my cousin Timmy's band "The Lords of the Underworld". He lives out in Colorado, so I don't see him much.
Draco614 writes: Ctrl!!!!Alt!!!!Delete!!!!
Damn you
Ctrl!!!!Alt!!!!Delete!!!!
Ractus Karr writes: oh!crap! I deleted vector sigma...
..just then...
Zaap! Zaap!
AAAAAAGH
hrpanelvan writes: man the pc's that old it has the stoned maryjane virus now wheres that old copy of DOS
Unknown writes: HeHe, when nobody's watching, I'm hacking the banks and transfering the money to a Swiss'account, muhahahaha!!
Unknown writes: This Damn computer is so big, I had to buy a chair on wheels to get me to one button and to an other!
Unknown writes: Ehhhmmm.... Spike?
Yes, what is it Chip?
How do I play PacMan?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "This is great Wheeljack,but isn't a little big for a toaster? And where's the slot to put my poptart? You really dropped the ball on this one."
Unknown writes: "What? The RIAA's here?! Oh, sonuva...!!!"
gir writes: "uhhh green computer?..tat's a first"
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Oh, Prime. Got an 'email' for ya. Hehehehe....
Minicle writes: Poor Chip is unaware that he is about to get raped by the invisable man!
Minicle writes: Chip: Look everyone. No hands
Minicle writes: Chip: Ok first I'll have to wipe your old memory files Teletran.
Teletran: I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave.
Chip: Huh? My names not Dave.
Teletran: Do'a giv a Scrap Sucka!!
Andrew writes: You know last time was on teletran 1 I thought it was orange. Has Sunstreaker given it a paint job
Unknown writes: I've invented a new internet trend: "CYBER RAPE!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: *BRING*CHIP YOU'VE GOT SOME MAIL:Its New, Its Safe!
Its The Most Advanced Penile Enlargement Solution!
It's 100% Guaranteed To Enlarge Your Penis. 3+ INCHES
NaturalGain+
Chip,"AAARRRGGGGG WHY CAN'T I GET THIS CRA
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "Unnnn....Optimus I'd love to help you with your computer problem,buuuutt uhhm all these keys are in cybertronian."
Bombshell writes: LET ME ON THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!!!
TheRoMan writes: I am sorry Optimus...I couldn't get your Matrix back. It looks like we were outbid at the last second by some kid in Iowa. I hate eBay! Besides, what kind of a leader lets Ultra Magnus borrow the Matrix anyway?
- Back to top -TheRoMan writes: Let me get this straight Perceptor, you built a computer 13 feet long...and it doesn't have enough memory to run "The SIMS®". I mean seriously... 13 feet long?
Dark Ops writes: Cool! Missile command!
TheRoMan writes: Um, Optimus...you better see this. It apears that Spike's dad has been trading some intresting photos back and forth with a fellow named Pete Townsend.
Bruticus Buckeye writes: "Crap! SPIKE has dysentery for the third fricking time. I love playing 'The Oregon Trail,' but Teletran likes to screw you badly!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: ATTENTION SEIBERTRON:Bumblejumper's 'chatroom' post is the funniest anybody is gonna post on this picture(not that I won't post like 50 more times trying to beat that).
steve2275 writes: i FINALLY get to play HEAVY METAL WAR
Bumblejumper writes: Hey Prime? How old is this Tandy?
Bumblejumper writes: Hey Sparkplug! I'm in a chatroom with Megatron! I told him I'm a hot little number who turns into a pink motorbike. He wants to polish my rear fender while I pull his trigger!
Bumblejumper writes: Autobot porn...wait, these are all male Autobots...
Unknown writes: Zavier and Hawkins have got nuffin' on ME!
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Oh Prime!! No I'm not looking at pictures of Elita-1 Stripped down! Wait Prime! No!! Don't Shoot!!!
Bombshell writes: Computer: How about a nice game of chess?
Chip: Screw that! Show me some smut!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: What ever happened to Chip? Theory 27:Just then Tony Soprano walked in.Chip sleeps with the fish.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "Hi,welcome to the Ark.How may I direct your call?"
lockepsb writes: *whistling* looking at por-no-graph-ic pictures do dah, here I found some of Carly... Do Dah Do Dah... WoW! she sure is hot! Hehe I can almost see Spike in this picture.... oh wait that's his Reflection.... SPiKE!??!?! Hey Buddy whats up? Spike
Unknown writes: "La La La, I'm sitting right here, but hey you can see me!"
Unknown writes: Whoops! I accidently pushed the button that launches a rocket to Iraque by mistake again! It will costs hundreds of lives. How clumsy!!
Unknown writes: "When The Going Gets Though", Control Alt Delete!!
Sideswipe writes: Murphy: So, Sparks, would we get Chopper Dave with this setup?
Chip: Who are you, and how did you get in here?
Autocons writes: Chip: damn paralyzed body.. how am i gonna erect now?!?!
- Back to top -TheRoMan writes: "Greetings Professor Falkin".... -HELLO JOSHUA.- "I have had a difficult time reaching you...and there is no response at your home in Oregon...It is 30 hours, 5 mins and 24 seconds until I launch my missiles at Autobot Headquart
TheRoMan writes: "Greetings Professor Falkin"....
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: What ever happened to Chip? Theory 15: He got REALLY into EverQuest,no one has heard from him since.
c++ programma writes: im creating the ultimate spamming program!!!!!
Unknown writes: Chip programs Teletran 1 to eradicate the New England Patroits during the AFC Championship Game, allowing the Indianapolis Colts to go to Superbowl XXXVIII.
Unknown writes: Ok... internet properties.... set home page..... www.goatse.cx/hello.jpg... alright! The Autobots won't know what hit 'em!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: It's good to see my prays have been answered,and God has indeed crippled the Armada writers.
Starscreech writes: I'll show them all how to do a trojan hose by God! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Vanish writes: Tonight on Unscrewed... We show you how the Matrix of Leadership can be used as a digital bong... but first, Girl Gone Wired
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "I'm starting my own hot chick section on Seibertron it's called:Before I was in this damn chair."
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Chip: Uhm, hey Prime... I don't know if you know this, but it looks like someone put the Autobot Matrix for sale on ebay again.
Unknown writes: Optimus: 'Chip, what are you doing?'
Chip: (softly)'Think, Chip, think. What do normal people do on the internet?'
Chip: I'm looking for porn! DAMMIT!'
Unknown writes: Prime-"What are you doing on my computer.
Chip- The anti-matter formula is boring. Pamela Anderson, here I come
Unknown writes: Do you like my Jack Bauer impersonation?
lockepsb writes: *BLING* Carly-Con@Aol.com: Hiya you sexy little geek-muffin you!
Geekboyinawheelchair: Hey I told you not to Instant Message me when I'm on TeleTran, Spike could come in and see.
lockepsb writes: What do you mean that I'm in the Matrix Morpheus? That's in Optimus Prime's chest, and he's standing Right behind me.
primezimm writes: Damn these internet filters.
Unknown writes: "T-Teletran One? W-Why do you keep calling me "Dave"??? Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Unknown writes: "So much for Howard Dean's poll numbers! Bwaaahaaahaa!!!"
Unknown writes: Teletran 1: "what are you doing, Dave???"
Chip: "Oh, crap!"
- Back to top -NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "All this Cybertronian technology and I still gotta push my a$$ around in this chair,I'm going to join the X-Men at least their cripple's get hover chairs."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "I like touching the knobs."
killfranken writes: Optimus Prime: What's that all over the moni- OH MY GOD!!
killfranken writes: Hey Spike! There's a picture of you frenching Bumblebee on GayRoboluv.com!
Unknown writes: Bumblebee: "Oh sorry Chip... I didn't realize you could even do that..."
Chip: "Bumblebee, I'm not COMPLETELY paralyzed." Bumblebee (now looking at the monitor): "Hey, where did you get that
Unknown writes: Hi, I'm Steven Hawking's son, Chip.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Chip,"Unnngh,Optimus...I think I started the self destuct for the Ark's engines." Optimus,"Well it's my own fault really I never should've let a primative lifeform have unlimited access to technology w
Wrecked-Gar writes: Hmmm... Regular coffee or expresso?
USDA Prime writes: Chip: "Hey, these Tranformers caption contests are pretty funny! What's next? 'Chip Chase surfing the internet'? What the hell?"
tremor3258 writes: Optimus, why does this computer look like we borrowed it from G.I. Joe?
- Back to top -Pokejedservo writes: Chip: Where's the keyboard on this thing?!
DeceptiGojira writes: Sparplug¡, are you downlading Porn again? This computer is not for personal use¡.
Jade writes: So thats who is trying to take over Seibertron.com
nothing_face writes: Chip, reading: "There is no spoon?" What the hell... ?
Unknown writes: HOW DO YOU USE THIS THING!!????
Unknown writes: I'm not Bill Gates. I don't even know who that is.
Geminii writes: KNOCK KNOCK, NEO.
Geminii writes: Ebay: For Sale: G1 collection, 1:1 scale. No boxes, some battle damage, comes with all weapons and accessories. NO RESERVE!
thexfile writes: chip is conduckting the minicon aucestra in D minor that is out of shot..... we always knew he was a geek...
Meister writes: Optimus Prime: Great cybertron! You're not Chip!? Who are you?
???:So you finally found it out? I'am...
"BILL GATES(C)TM.!!!"
- Back to top -Suzuki writes: Okay, which of you installed Windows on this thing? Do you have any idea how long it's going to take to clean up the hard drive now?!
Unknown writes: "Doesn't anybody f'n knock?"
VX writes: Hey Grimlock, How would youlike to munch on a few RIAA lawyers?
VX writes: OK THATS IT! WERE MAKING THE SWITCH TO MAC!
Draco614 writes: I can see the Code!!!
SeekerInAFakeMoustache writes: "End of line."
Unknown writes: Is this your computer? If is ,IT HAS NO FREAKING MOUSE!!!
Unknown writes: The Internet was invented in 1968, when nobody owned computers.n
WarHorse writes: What?! No I wasn't looking at pictures of dudes!
thexfile writes: eaver wonderd who the hel sidways is in the new armada series ??
whel sinds chip was already a mad genius and a could not walk and kinda blamed the outobots , so they did the robocop thing and turned him into the head of sidways...
here is a little
- Back to top -NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Chip,"Hot damn I love this Schwarzenegger sound board." "DILLON!"
Zu Darkness writes: Chip: Umm Optimus I fail to see why You wanted me to hack into thiswebsie with a Fake ID and credit card.
Optimus: Chip it is Vital that yuo sucessed in this mission cause the fate of the Universe is instake on this.
Chip: Okay then but I want dou
Unknown writes: lol.. oh Spike you are so funny! I'm blonde,blue eyed,and love men in hardhats.Can we meet.---(If Spike only knew that Chip is Carly and Carly is Chip!!!Great Primus!!!
Unknown writes: Teletran One: Hey Chip, you have mail.
Chip: Really Tran? From who?
Teletran One: Deeeeeeeeeeez nuts!
Chip:(Turns around) Optimus, Teletran is being a meaning!
Optimus: That's right, biotch!
Unknown writes: How the hell do you get this damn pop up alert away?! Ok, control, alt, delete. No, how about F1, command W?.....Damn it!!!!
gir writes: Where’s the mouse?.. for being advanced alien robots..they sure have low tech equipment..
trailbreaker writes: "Hey look! Teltran 1 has that sound clip of Howard Dean saying 'YEEEEEAARRGHHH !!!!!!'"
Unknown writes: HEY, I CAN HACK INTO HASBRO'S WEBSITE AND TELL THEM THAT ARMADA BLOWS !!!!
Unknown writes: "I have hydraulics in my wheelchair, with gold rims and neon lights!"
JazZeke writes: Spike: "Chip, what're you on?"
Chip: "I'm on GeekMatch.com!"
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Back in the 80's, noone has ever heard of the Internet. 20 years later, everything has changed.
Unknown writes: Chip: Optimus, your computer keyboard has no letters. What buttons do I push?!
Unknown writes: This is the Internet? If so,
how do I go to seibertron.com?
Starscreech writes: Optimus:"Alright, who the hell put AOL 9.0 on Teletran?"
Chip:*whistles* I dunno Prime...
Starscreech writes: So this is Seibertron.com. Coooooool!
President Optimus Prime writes: Chip Chase, one of our trusted allies from the old days. I wonder where he is now.
Unknown writes: Uhm Optimus....... I got a hacker on to Teletran and he's deleting his HDD.
Unknown writes: Shhhhh, Carly be quiet, Spike is coming?
thexfile writes: chip thinking : now if i do this , and put this here i should have a lot of new info.....stupide outobots wil pay for not giving me as much airtime..... they wil be sowwie ....just wait.... in a few years you all wil be sory when i launsh my own series ca
Emok writes: Chip: Oooops!!
Teletran: 10...9...8...7...6
Chip: (to Optimus) Roll Out!!
- Back to top -Alphatron2k3 writes: Chip, Damm this is advanced its a 486!
hmmmm... Intel may want these designs............
(Optimus comes in)
Optimus: Whats going on here?
Chip: Nothing, I'm not sending any blueprints of telatran one to intel, honest!
Optimus: Wel
Unknown writes: Chip:"The Decepticons are breaking into the Ark? Unicron is about to eat the Earth? Prime just died, Wheelie is now in charge, and Grimlock accidentally ate Spike? So what?! I'm about to download the Paris Hilton sex video! Now get outta
Unknown writes: son of a bitch i cant find any info on the live action movie!
teletran 1 writes: CHIP: Uh, Optimus. I been watch these Family Guy episodes and I can't believe you're jewish.
OPTIMUS PRIME: I had no clue I knew that.
Dragontron88 writes: OPTIMUS: STOP PLAYING HEAVY METAL WAR ON MY TIME!
Dragontron88 writes: Welcome to Mc Donalds, how may I help you? ....Pull up to the next window please
Cliffjumper writes: Chip: Well, all I'll do now Prime is restart teletran 1 and...
Optimus: Good lord no!
Chip: too late Prime
Op: You've erased teletran's personality.
Chip: did I do that.
Cliffjumper: I told you he was a traitor Prime!
Prim
Unknown writes: Chip:Optimus! Megatron's about to release another version of AOL!
Optimus: He must be stopped, no matter the cost.
Cue 80's rock
Unknown writes: Recording Industry Executive: I'll stop you from downloading free music. Chip: Not if Wheeljack's invention works you won't!
Unknown writes: In an effort to preserve Napster and the availability of free music on the Web, Chip takes control of Prowl and sends him to destroy Metallica, Dr. Dre and the RIAA.
- Back to top -aeleven writes: HOW THE F#*K, AM I SUPPOSE TO TYPE ANYTHING IN WHEN THERES NO F*#KING LETTERS ON THESE KEYS!!!
Unknown writes: Hey! Do you mind, I am trying to scan for uhh...viruses. Yeah that's it, scan for viruses.
Unknown writes: Guys wanna see pics of Minerva in the cleaning unit? Autobots: Yeah, yeah, YEAH!
Unknown writes: Screw those artists!! They are rich and keep being awesomly dirty rich, so I say: Long Live MP3's! (lateron it was Chip the man behind Napster and KaZaA)
Unknown writes: Well actually my name is Bill Gates but I always thought of that as a dorky name so i changed it myself to Chip.
Hellspawn writes: So. If I press this button the cable's free? What about Skinimax?
Stormwolf writes: Chip: I predict that in 20 years the computers will become twice as fast and 4 times bigger than they are now. And that Microsoft thing will be bankrupt before 1995!
Galvatron(from 2006): Alright, let's bet for your wheelchair...
nothing_face writes: Chip: Hey, guys! I got that webcam installed in Arcee's CR chamber - an' she's not wearin' her chasis!
Minicle writes: Chip: Don't worry Optimus, using my awsome nerd powers I will find a solution using the computer your race built but only I can work .
Optimus: Err Chip. You do realise that is the Cyber-Bidet your touching..
Minicle writes: Teletran: You've touched me in ways, I've never been touched before.
Chip:Eep!... I hope nobody heard that.
Soundwave (3 Miles away): Too late.
Megatron: Soundwave, stop talking and bend over already!
- Back to top -Minicle writes: Chip: Hey! They have a picture of me on this site an.....hey! (Turns around to see Bumblebee standing behind him with a digital camera)
Bumblebee: Tee-hee-hee (Runs off)
Minicle writes: Lou: ANDY! Are you using the Autobots computer to download porn!
Andy:....No.....
Lou: Oh well thats allright.
(This will probbably make sense if you've watched Little Britain)
Minicle writes: Soon all Internet Transfans will look like this!
Minicle writes: Voice: BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU!
Chip: Huh!??
thexfile writes: PROOF CHIP IS FOOLING EAVERYBODY WITH HIS WEELCHAIR.... THIS IS THE PROOF , HE THOUGHT NOBODY WAS WATSHING BUT HE FORGOT OUR HIDDEN CAMERA.....>>> CHIP TYPING MADLY , LOOKS AROND THINKING : ( DAM I GOT A MIGHTY WEDGY , MY PANTS ARE RI
Unknown writes: Chip:spike i found carly's nudy pics
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Anybody know how Chip got in that chair? Lief Garrett almost got him killed in a car accident.
lockepsb writes: HEY, I just hacked into Sunbow/Hasbro Information systems to check out the Upcoming Transformers the movie that's supposed to take place 20 years in the future, it says... WHAT THE HELL, WHY AM I NOT IN IT... AND WHY DON'T THEY SAY WHAT
lockepsb writes: Chip: "WHAT?!?! What do you mean I'm only connected at 300Bps?!?! I thought Tele-Tran One was Hard Wired to the net? Oh, Cable & DSL won't be Installed for 20 years in this area. How the hell am I supposed to watch th
Starscreech writes: Dang million year old technology! They need windows XP bad!
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NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "It's not porn.I'm using Teletran 1 to view a quaser in the beta 5 galaxy,but yes I was touching myself."
Prowl76 writes: Honest Prime!I was checking decepticon activity.Get your optical sensors checked that wasn't the Paris Hilton video.Really it wasn't.
Bombshell writes: Viagra?! At generic prices?! I'm so there!!!
SeekerInAFakeMoustache writes: Here Chip shows off the latest in Etch-A-Sketch technology.
Unknown writes: CHIP: At last, everything has fallen into my favor. After selling the Autobots and Decepticons out to Unicron, he left me free to use their technology for any means I need! (Glasses fall off and shatter) No... that's not fair... there was time no
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "Hey Chip I hear Chris Reeve is playing you in the movie!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: The mystery finally resolved.Chip typing.Username:NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE..........
USDA Prime writes: Chip: "I found out that watching porn won't make you go blind. It will make you paralyzed from the waist down."
Unknown writes: Chip: (looks to the left, right, and behind, then checks his e-mail) Yes! I may be a winner and nobody else can steal my money!
- Back to top -Zalf writes: This won't do,I was trying to draw Optimus Prime and ended up drawing Megatron.Ah,who can tell the difference
FortMax writes: Chip: MMMMM take it off Elita-1...okay now kiss arcee...thats right kiss her, no not on the lips. Go on she'll like it...now stroke her. Now stick that inanimate carbon rod in her (if any of you are getting aroused by this you should go shoot y
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Chip,"Well Optimus I was gonna post naked pictures of megatron on the net to discredit him,when it dawned on me.All of you Transformers ARE naked."
Unknown writes: Chip:What uhh I'm not looking at anything bad uh just a pop-up is all *sweats*
Unknown writes: Chip uses Teletran to AIM his new buddy...
Ch1pIzGoD14: OMG, no way!!!11
sEXXXyMegaTr0n89: Ya, dood, it was t3h h4xx0r! w00tw00t!!111
Ch1pIzGoD14: OMFG, 0pt1mu5 is back!!!111 g2g, dood!!1
sEXXXyMegaTr0n89: OMFG ROFLMAO!!!1
Mkall writes: "Ahhh Teletran 1 has the Blue Screen of Death!!!"
zodconvoy writes: Stephen Hawking as a healthy young lad...
Unknown writes: Chipset8759: Hey Autobots! Watch Teletran 1 get naked on my webcam!
gir writes: why are these computers so damm old looking?
gir writes: "heh heh check me out i'm Bill Gates!'
- Back to top -Unknown writes: "Optimus! A Deceptcon saboteur must have snuck in last night and set our default home page to rotten.com...oh God, I think I'm gonna puke..."
icycandy2 writes: Exactly why did you guys have computers you fail to understand that seem to have been built with human users in mind installed on your ships anyways?
fishyofpain writes: Optimus: I told you, Chip... Stop downloading porn on teletran 1... We have virgin eyes here. Bumblebee: OOH... What's the hole for??? OOH...
Unknown writes: Today's computer nerd is tomorrow's millionaire!
Hot Rodimus writes: pr0n!!!!!!!
Hot Rodimus writes: P0RN!
tony writes: "Great, you could have the biggest, fastest computer ever made. Able to do anything and search online in seconds and yet once you install Windows, it crashes! Why?" "Because, Chip, we're only good at killing one anot
Unknown writes: "Oh hi,I bet your wondering why I disappeared after season 2 well,I've no one to blame but me.You see Spike and I both had a thing for Carly.Well she ended up with him.I blamed the chair,blame turned to hate,hate to booze,and I turned up
Unknown writes: I may be a computer nerd today. But, 20 years from now, I'll get the last laugh--and be a millionaire!!
Unknown writes: "Relax, Optimus...Elita won't be here for another hour. Plenty of time to get all the stored memory of all those femmebot porn sites out of your hard drive."
- Back to top -NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Chip,"Heh Optimus,when do I get my exo-suit,so I can get out of this chair?" Prime,"Soon Chip soon just keep crackin those Decepticon codes." Chip,"You said that last month."
Seeker72 writes: "Chip! How may times have we told you that Teletran 1 is not to be used for accessing human pornograhy sites!" Chip..." Ulp "Sorry, Optimus."
Zeedust writes: Chip: "I think I'm gonna go to Ask Jeeves and ask why my computer looks like the dashboard of a giant car on crack."
USDA Prime writes: Chip: "Aw, come on Optimus! Just give me 5 more minutes to play Heavy Metal War! I'm almost strong enough to beat one of UOP's transformers!"
Unknown writes: Remember boys and girls. When signing up for something on the internet, always supply false information. Especially your age. Always lie and say that you are between the ages of 20 and 35.
Unknown writes: ''Millions of websites, and I still can't get Transformer porn...''
Unknown writes: here we see a young Bill Gates, discovering the virtuious ways of the internet...
CHIP:heh, as soon as i lose those autobots...i'll be unstoppable!
Unknown writes: "MOM!?! It's not what it looks like! They're not naked men, they're...they're...aw, ----."
Unknown writes: "after analyzing all available data, I have come to the conclusion that Armada really sucked."
Unknown writes: "What computer? I'm undergoing dialysis, you jerk!
- Back to top -Unknown writes: "Wow! 'Tron' is cutting edge technology! What could ever top this?"
ionacus writes: chip:spike will now feel my wrath now that i have created ....before carly.com. he will regret stealling carly from me! hahahahahahaha!
Rebel writes: wow i found a porn site wow of men my lucky day wow look at that
FortMax writes: Chip: This would be really arousing if I still had feeling below my waist
lockepsb writes: Tele-Tran One keeps knocking me offline Ironhide, I'm sorry I can't pull up those Robotic Swimsuit model pics you asked for.
Unknown writes: My God! Surfing the Internet in 1985 sure was crude!
Unknown writes: Big deal! I got 4 wheels to STUMBLEBee!! Now get outta HERE!!
Unknown writes: I know I am the One, my name is not Chip, its Neo!!!
Unknown writes: WoW, Check this site out: seibertron.com it's cool and has lots of pics and information about you guys!
Unknown writes: www.fembot.com
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