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Optimus looking at Rhinox's ass!

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Optimus looking at Rhinox's ass!
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trailbreaker writes: CRACK ATTACK
mbd88prime writes: kinda hot in these rhinos....
DedicatedGhostArt writes: "I, like, big, butts and I cannot lie..."
Rainmaker writes: dat azz
Optimum Supreme writes: #booty
trailbreaker writes: "Speaking of other planets, I can see Uranus."
prowl123 writes: Primal: You want me to do WHAT????

Rhinox: You heard me...
prowl123 writes: Nice...
Heckfire writes: "How did they get away with this on a KIDS' show..?"
"Hell, you should see Cartoon Network in about 10 years."
phillmo writes: "You feeling primal!?"

"I am"
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psycho_425 writes: OP:We need preperation H,fast!!!!
Rhinox:I thought it was Viagra...
Zeedust writes: Optimus: "The burritos... They.."

Rattrap: "We're all gonna die..."
Superion_007 writes: I hope he didn't have mexican food for lunch...
shockwave_inoz writes: Optimus: "I bet King Kong never had to put up with this!!"
Rhinox: "You sayin' my butt's bigger than the Empire State Building?? And I thought you were my friend! *sniffle* "
Optimus: Oh, all right - I'll CLIMB your bu
shockwave_inoz writes: Optimus: "I see you Rhinox... shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass... I see you Rhinox..."
Rhinox: "Uh, OKAY Op - I heard you the FIRST time!! Now could you PLEASE shut up before Groove Armada bust BOTH our a
Lich Lord Dranas writes: Primal: So that's where Armada came from!
Roadshadow writes: Primal: My god Rhinox! When was the last last time you cleaned your ass?
Warhead writes: CAN'T...STOP..LOOKING!!!
Screambug writes: Wow...you ate alot for lunch?!
Minicle writes: Primal: Yes, I can just see this weeks plot device emerging...
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Zeedust writes: Rhinox: It's not what it looks like... That's just a shadow under my tail!

Optimus: Shadow? This is Beast Wars...

Rhinox: Ya had to go an' ruin it, didn't ya?
Nightshadow writes: Optimus: Rhinox, please put your tail over your -------.. its rather disturbing
Rhinox: ...Are you Gay?
shockwave_inoz writes: Actually, behind the scenes in the making of 'Beast Wars' the CGI teams computer crashed 372 times before they got this scene right...
Tiedye writes: RINOX- "Could you just scratch my rump just above the tail." I got a insect bite and I can't seem to reach it in beast mode.
Tiedye writes: Oh my God Becky, look at her butt. It looks like one of those rapper's girlfriends.
Tiedye writes: Drop it like it's hot, yea drop it like it's hot
Zeedust writes: Optimus: "Why someone would Krazy Glue his hands to one of these escapes me..."
Unknown writes: Optimus: Amazing! The guys a veritable crap-factory, and never once wiped his bum! And not a dingleberry to show for it!
Unknown writes: Optimus Primal: Good god! That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life! How long've those mice been living back there??
Rhinox: I don't know, but I call the white one Missy!
Unknown writes: I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie...
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Shadow Fox writes: Optimus primal- OK..Maybe I should have thought twice about this whole beast mode thing..that's just disgusting...

Rhinox- You do don't you..you think my ass looks fat..sniff

Optimus primal- Uh..no..no your ass is fine..I was talki
Star Saber writes: I didn't eat that.
Unknown writes: Don't you dare @#$%& in my face you hear?
Shellfox writes: Jim Carry better not comes out of that.
FortMax writes: Primal: MUst HaVE HOT RHINO ASSS!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: My god Rhinox! When was the last last time you cleaned your ass?
Unknown writes: mmmmmmmm look at that, big and tasty!
Unknown writes: Rhinox: Pimple or boil?
Optimous:I'm undecided.
Lug writes: rhinox, watch where you stick that thing you big lummox!
Zeedust writes: "Is this the weapon that can finally end the Beast Wars and bring peace to our planet?"
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Unknown writes: Optimus: please! not after the garlic! AAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Nightshadow writes: Optimus: Who cut the cheese?
Unknown writes: It was only a joke, Rhinox.
Hot Shot writes: rhinox no!not on my new shag rug!!!
Beast Simpson writes: Primal: .....Its like a portal to another dimension!!!!
Unknown writes: u sure as hell dont look like a robot from behind
Unknown writes: I find it........strangely alluring.
Unknown writes: Optimus: NO your butt does NOT look big in that...sheesh!
Unknown writes: hmm that does look bad...maybe you should see some kind of medical professional about that cause...you...no....
Unknown writes: prime: look at the ass on that! I bet he takes big dumps!
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Zero writes: O.P:well right now I can understand why people say theres more then meets the eye
Zero writes: Prime:again!how can the hell can you sit on rat trao twice in one day.Well guess what I'm not sticking my hand up your @$$ to get him out again.
Zero writes: Prime:oh my god it so tight and far out.Rhinox:are you done.Prime:no I'm uh um still um looking if uh you got shot.Rhinox:exscuse me.Prime: ohh nasty I mean I'm done
Zero writes: Prime:oh my god it so tight and far out.Rhinox:are you done.Prime:no I'm uh um still um looking if uh you got shot.Rhinox:exscuse me.Prime: ohh nasty I mean I'm done
Zero writes: Prime:oh my god it so tight and far out.Rhinox:are you done.Prime:no I'm uh um still um looking if uh you got shot.Rhinox:exscuse me.Prime: ohh nasty I mean I'm done
Unknown writes: optimus: he has hair coming out his @$$
Unknown writes: Primal: "Rhinox, if you fart, you are SO dead."
Inferno writes: Optimus: "Big Bot, Big Bum"
Dynamus Prime writes: Rhinox: Ugh, so much for "smooth passage." Primal: Dammit Rhinox! I told you to take more flax!
Unknown writes: 1.) You want me to stick the thermometer WHERE?!

2.) Primal: (thinking) Now I know strange and sudden urges to randomly hurl fecal matter across the room was part of the whole "beast mode urges" thing, but this is ridiculous...
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Unknown writes: Rhinox: You'll have to suck the poison out.
Primal: Uuuuhhh...no.
z writes: Optimus: There ain't no way I'm goin' in there!
z writes: Optimus: And, what exactly am I supposed to be looking for?
z writes: Optimus: It ain't gonna come out, I'm tellin' you!
Shadow writes: Primal: Just a little bit longer...oh yeah, that's the ticket.
Unknown writes: Oh My God, Rhinox! You have such a sweet ass!
Unknown writes: pease optimus?
For the last time NO!
Manchester Devil writes: "Dammit Rhinox! Can you see I'm trying to watch Eastenders!?"
frank writes: Optimus -- "Rhinox, can I ASS you a question?"
Unknown writes: Optimus: "Accusations! Wicked hoarder of sh!t!! I shall regurgitate no peas!! Hear me shiny rectal tick!! Crawl forth from your cavernous pit of stench and aid me in the spanking of the purple one!!"
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Unknown writes: that's a phat ass!
Vector Sigma writes: Optimus:"I don't care if you have dead gerbil stuck way up in there. I am NOT going to get it!!!"
Unknown writes: DAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!
tony writes: "I, emm, I sat on something, could you, emm, could you help pull it out for me?"
Hound writes: Nice ass
Unknown writes: Primal: Ah, there are you hiding your Chainguns! Very impressiv...
Dynamus Prime writes: Rhinox: I ate a baby...
Unknown writes: i never knew they touch the animation into such high deatail as where the anus is...
ras writes: "I....I had no idea!!"
Unknown writes: Maaaaaaaaan, ur ASS stinks,
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ToXmAn writes: Elvis ! !!? are you in there ???
GiGatron writes: rhinox: take this megatron
Unknown writes: I like big butts an i cannot lie........
Unknown writes: Primal "Nobody shold see this."
Omega Prime writes: Prime: watch where you aim that fµ©kin thing! Rhinox: shut the fµ©k up monkey ass!
iron hide writes: PRIMAL: holy sh*t thats gana be a big sh*t
Unknown writes: And to think, we used transform into tanks and sh$t
Pokejedservo writes: Primal (Thinking): Note to self, kill myself hard if anyone is going to put me in a "Primal/Rhinox" yaoi after this.
Unknown writes: so that is where crack comes from.
Unknown writes: Rhinox, is that for me?*
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Unknown writes: Rhinox , is thatr for me?
Unknown writes: PRimal: Gasp, the beans of death! RUN MAXIMALS, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!
Unknown writes: Optimus Primal ponders the timeless question: which is bigger, Rhinoxs ass or Blackarachnias chest?
Unknown writes: Primal: may the matrix keep us safe!!
Unknown writes: Primal: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: Damn Rhinox What u been eatin???
Unknown writes: come on prime kiss it
Unknown writes: Prime: is that your tail or ur just happy to see me?
Jeremy writes: ahhhh this is distrubing
Unknown writes: Primal: WARN ME BEFORE THAT GOES OFF!
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Junior writes: Rhinox: Optimus, does this beast form make my ass look fat??
MEGATRON writes: optimus:Damn!!!!!!! what did you eat!
MEGATRON writes: Damn!!!!!!! what did you eat!
Unknown writes: Primal:"EEEWWW! Is that corn?"
Blitzkrieg writes: Primal: OH MY LORD!!!!
Galvatron Z writes: Primal: "I don't care if the orginal Optimus did go into a black hole for nucleon, there's no form of energy in the universe worth going after in there!"
Moleman writes: That is one biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig ass.
Unknown writes: Optimus: geez rhinox!! you need to get yo' fat ass to da gym!!
Unknown writes: Uh Rhinox? I don't think a healthy robotic ass usually makes those kinds of noises
Unknown writes: PRIMAL: Hey look,it's one of them there Animorphs Transformers..Oh sorry Rhinox my mistake,it's just a big fresh steaming pile of your crap.Damn if I can tell the difference though
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FortMax writes: Aleta honey I couldn't.....oh my god
Unknown writes: why Rhinox,are you trying to seduce me ?
Silverwolf writes: Primal: That's the WORSE case of hemroids I've ever seen.

Rhinox: Just go get the damn preparation H!
frank writes: Rhinox, I hate to tell you this man. But you've got something growing out your @$$!
Quickswitch writes: I signed on for exploration, but I meant SPACE Explaration. Mind you, there's an awful lot of space in there...
Unknown writes: Hello there, sweet cheeks.
Unknown writes: Amazing in a Kid's cartoon, a CGI scene of your ass is very graphical.
Unknown writes: Amazing in a Kid's cartoon, a CGI scene of your ass is very graphical.
Unknown writes: Amazing in a Kid's cartoon, a CGI scene of your ass is very graphical.
Unknown writes: Amazing in a Kid's cartoon, a CGI scene of your ass is very graphical.
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Unknown writes: Nice, round, plump ass....YUM!
Shrike writes: Rhinox, MAXIMIZE!
Unknown writes: primal: rinox, holster that thing!! you'l kill us all!!!
Unknown writes: That is one Big Ass. If we could use it to our advantage, we can win the Beast Wars by you sitting on Megatron and suffer the torture of the Heavy Ass.
Unknown writes: Rhi-assed construction...it's a lost art.
Unknown writes: Rhi-assed construction...it's a lost art.
Unknown writes: primal: i see you baby.. shaking that ass shaking that ass!!
Unknown writes: Hey Primal! Guess what?! (Fart)
Unknown writes: Oh no! Rhinox can now eat from his ASS!
Suzanne writes: Hmm! Smell like s£!t!
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Unknown writes: >Rubber Glove Snap
Unknown writes: Primal: "You're putting WHO in the NCAA championship?"
Unknown writes: So I finally get to meet the creator of the next transformers' series.
Unknown writes: Is that a gear or a puckered syphincter
MetalHawk writes: Maybe that's where lil Maximals come from!
Unknown writes: "By the matrix! What foul scheme could the decepticons be planning?! It appears they have transplanted Megatrons face to poor Rhinox's ass!
Unknown writes: Primal- "And that should be tha- wait a minute ...where's my wristwatch?"
Unknown writes: Shake what yo momma gave ya!!!
Unknown writes: Now thats just prime
gr8kingrat writes: back that ass up!!
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Unknown writes: Rhinox: I just swallowed the thermometer
Unknown writes: by the matrix! did you eat those damn autobot breakfast burritos again?
Unknown writes: Prime: Don't Worry human, well got you outta there.....somehow.
Unknown writes: No... I don't know what it is or how it got there, but I'm sure Richard Simmons meant no offense.
LioPrime writes: "Rhinox, is that a tattoo of Ralph Macchio on your ass?"
blackconvoy writes: I like big butts and I can not lie.
Dominion writes: That's your ASS?! And I though we were about to be sucked up by another Black Hole...
Dominion writes: Push harder! I think I can see Rattrap!
Dominion writes: Caption- Optimus Primal vists the Grand Canyon.
Unknown writes: And I thought I had a Big Ass in Kettou Beast Wars!
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Unknown writes: And I thought I had a Big Ass in Kettou Beast Wars!
Unknown writes: primal-"my god after all my years of seaching i've finally found it, THE MAXIMAL MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP, right under my nose as it turns out..
Unknown writes: I like, big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny!
Unknown writes: Optimus: "Primus, Rhinox, your ass takes up more of the frame than I do!"
Bumblebee writes: Rattrap:Rhinox is havin a baby!
Primal what did you do to him!
Pimal:It was only once up the ass. Wat a cute ass
Unknown writes: Rhinox,Where did you say my gun was?
Bumblebee writes: Edited by Seibertron. Please keep posts at a maximum of PG-13 material gang. Thanks!
psychotron writes: s£!t Rhinox didn't you remember never to drop the soap in a predacon prison. If Silverbolt saw that he would have had you in a good anal rape position for sure.
tito writes: I wish that was a monkey ass, cause no chinp has an ass like that!
Unknown writes: Is that jim ace ventura
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Lord Galvatron writes: Hey, uh... Rhinox... when you're done with that... can I uh... throw it? Cause that's what we monkeys do...
Unknown writes: Rhinox, this isn't the same as your old pull my finger routine!
Unknown writes: Uh Oh,looks bad,its coming out legs first!
death writes: Primal:...and what a big ass you have!
Rhinox:all the better to eat you with my dear
Sideshow Sideswipe writes: primal: wow rhinox, you are more than meets the stinky brown eye.
Sideshow Sideswipe writes: primal: god damn, my alt mode looks like s£!t.
rhinox: at least you don't have projectile defecation!
gr8kingrat writes: Primal: toss your what??
Unknown writes: i like big buts and i can not lie, but if this can sat on my face then i think i'd die.
Bumblebee writes: Edited by Seibertron. Please keep posts at a maximum of PG-13 material gang. Thanks!
Unknown writes: Rhinox: I can't find a toilet...
Primal: I'm not your toilet...
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Unknown writes: Uh that is one big and hairy ass
Unknown writes: Oh my God!...It's full of stars!!!
Unknown writes: PRIMAL:I maybe into bestiality, but I'm not going to do THAT!
star_saber writes: prim:thinks: damn i got to get me one of those!!!
Unknown writes: Primal: hey Rhinox, did I ever tell you that you have a cute butt?
super_convoy writes: Maximise!
Unknown writes: Primal"Rhinox wait for me to get my gas mask" Rhinox"Too late Optimus" Primal "take it outside before i passsssssss ou"
Unknown writes: Rhinox: Stop standing there and get to work!
Unknown writes: Rhinox: Hurry! Get me some Metamucil!!!
Unknown writes: Rhinox: Hurry! Get me some Metamucil!!!
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Unknown writes: No Rhinox I will not give you an enema
Optimal Optimus writes: By the Matrix!
Toughboot writes: Primal: No Rhinox I will not pull your tail.
Rhinox: Please Optimus, you'll get a surprise. And its your favorite.
Primal: Really chocolate covered bananas?
Unknown writes: Primal-"This new menace is more dangerous then all the decepticons combined.Some how we must destroy it before it devoures cybertron."
Offscreen-"But were not on cybertron..."
Primal-"Well that's jus
Unknown writes: Primus-"This new menace is more deadly then all the decepticons combined.Some how we must destroy it before it devoures cybertron."
Offscreen-"But were not on cybertron..."
Primus-"Well that's just F
Dynamus Prime writes: Primal: Everyone keep your distance. If it blows anything within a 100-mile radius will be destroyed!
Sheba writes: Primal: Captain's LOG...stardate 04523.1
Rhinox: No this is MY log
Shermtron writes: how many licks does take to get to your rectumn rhinox
Unknown writes: what are these urges, I've never felt this way before, I don't understand.
Unknown writes: okay people stay behind the line, nothing to see here, let's keep it moving
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Unknown writes: Optimus: You went poopie again on my brand new floor!!!
CapeMike writes: Optimus: "Rhinox, so help me, if you ask me to 'pull your tail'...."
super_convoy writes: Primal: Wow, nice ass.
Unknown writes: And I thought Gas Skunk smelled worst! PEE-YEW!
Unknown writes: You are reminding me too much of the Dragon Ball GT Intro with Chibi Goku Naked, GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Unknown writes: What kind of Exposure is this for a Children's Show?!!
Unknown writes: PRIMAL: By the matrix i didn't know a butt could get so big
Unknown writes: Primal: Dang, baby got back
Rhinox writes: Mainframe art guy: man, it took me two weeks just to render half that guy's ass. Can I add a virtual Jenny Craig in the next episode?
Unknown writes: Primal: man you really should go more often.Rhinox:man it's been weeks since I've felt this good
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Rhinox writes: Honestly, does this mode make my butt look big?
Unknown writes: Oh no! I think he's about to lay the big one! AAAAAHHH!
super_convoy writes: Primal:...Optimus to base... can't... breathe...
Unknown writes: Dude! We have GOT to turn back into cars again!
Toughboot writes: Primal: Okay Maximals pay attention, Rhinox is about to reveal his secret weapon to win the Beast Wars
Unknown writes: Keep pushing, I think I see the head
Ultimate Optimus writes: Optimus Primal: Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!
Unknown writes: Optimus: Damn a robot could lose an arm in there!
Daniel writes: sorry im an ape not a dog
Black Arachnis writes: RHINOX,don`t do it. he`s not a predacon!!rhinox:sorry too late!preeeeeeeetttt!!!
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Chupacabra Convoy writes: Primal: "It's almost... hypnotic."
Unknown writes: Did you actually eat that? Alright,did anybody bring the pooper scooper?
Unknown writes: Rattrap, can you hear me?
Unknown writes: DOES MY BUTT LOOK OK WITH
YOU PRIMAL IAM NOT SURE
RHIOX AND DONT AIM THAT THING AT ME WE DON,T KOUWN IF IT LOADED I ETTER STAND CLEAR JUST AN CASES IT OK WITH ME
SO PRIMAL WE RULE DONT WE
AHAHAHH ITHINK SO.
Unknown writes: RHIOX does my butt look ok with you primal
Unknown writes: A little big, but it'll do
Unknown writes: oh primus no no not again
Unknown writes: Primal: Damn. That's one fine piece of ass.
Unknown writes: Primal: Rhinox i'll give you 20$ for you not to do what you're thanking of doing to me.
Unknown writes: Rhinox, did you fart again? I think you need to lay off the Buritos for a while.
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Alpha Prime writes: "There really is 'More than Meets the Eye'!!"
Shermtron writes: you want me to stick what??,where??
Unknown writes: Primal: My God, I didn't know you had such a great ass, Rhinox!
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