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BG the Robit writes: I BELIEVE I CAN DIIIIIIIIIIIE! i BELIEVE I CAN STICK A NEE-DLE IN MY EYE! I BELIEVE I CAN ->|
Skywarp64 writes: AND I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEE FALLIN' (FALLIN', NOW I'M, FREE FALLIN') FREE FAAAAALLIN'
#Sideways# writes: "AIRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"
gogleman374 writes: RatTrap After he smoked and drank A lil too much
Brooke writes: Rattrap:(singing) I'm free! Free falling......
Rattrap slams into a cliff.
Rattrap:Owsies
Deceptiman writes: This is my first HALO Jump into decepticon territory... oh man! i forgot to pack the parachute!
Shadow of Lio Convoy writes: Rattrap: *sings* I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky
Judynator writes: Ratry Pottrap

Megatron : Vingardium Leviosa!

Rattrap: JEPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! IM FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: rattrap: man, am i flying? whoa

cheetor: no, thats just the acid kicking in
Fireblader writes: The tests for a new prototype air to air missle disguised as a flying rat were not going well.
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master galvatron writes: HI I'M RATTRAP, WELCOME TO JACKASSSSSssssss!!!!!
Unknown writes: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Dragonoth writes: Rattrap: This is worse than the time I learned that Ramulus has a brother named Reamus!
Dragonoth writes: Rattrap: I knew I shouldn't have sung "I've got a ticket to ride" when Optimus was giving me a lift!
hellveticon_06 writes: CHEETOR: dude, i think it's your parachute that was left at the plane...

RATTRAP: WHATTA...
Tiedye writes: "What do ya mean I needed a parachute to go skydiveing"!! No one bothered telling me the before I jumped.!!
Powersurge writes: Dinobot (below):- Considering on what i can see of rattrap from down here, I should be the one making that face!
shockwave_inoz writes: RATTRAP: "Oh... RATS!!"
UFO writes: GWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Minicle writes: Rattrap: WHATDYA MEAN THERE'S NO SAFETY NET!!?
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Rebel writes: holy crap is that cheetor naked oo lala im flattered
Soda Pop Kurtis writes: The world is saddened today as Rattrap, the lovable Maximal commited suicide.

Witnesses say he shouted, "F*** Beast Machines" before leaping to his death.
StarSaber1701 writes: Hay I can see my house from here
Thanatos Prime writes: Rattrap: It's Airazor without her chestplate!!
Nemesis Cyberplex writes: Offscreen, Dinobot is doing obscene things to the end of Rattrap's tail.
Nemesis Cyberplex writes: -at the base-
Cheetor:Rattrap's falling.....what does this mean?

Rhinox: It dosen't mean anything. Everybody falls their first time.
muddyjoe writes: The "Ice Age 2" auditions go horribly wrong...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Rattrap actually had a brother in early drafts of Beastwars.

He wasn't nearly as smart or clever.

What happened to him you ask?

He tripped over a dangling plot line and fell off a cliff.

Sad isn't it?
Warhawk720 writes: Narrator: In the year 1999, high above Macross Island in the South Pacific, a phenomenal event occured which changed the course of human history....

Rattrap: WRONG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!
stonegargoyle writes: whoaa if rhinoxx could see me now
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stonegargoyle writes: this wouldnt seem so weird if i could fly
Kevinus Prime writes: "Hey! There's no Bungee cordddddd......(SPLAT)"
Kevinus Prime writes: "Starscream! I still functionnnnnnnn......"
snavej writes: Rattrap: There's that flying island again. Oh no, it's been invaded by Ewoks!

Ewok (approaching on hang-glider): Yubnub. Beechewawa!

Rattrap: Erm, er, bah weep granah weep ninni bong?

Ewok starts firing arrows.

Rattrap: Can this da
snavej writes: Hello and welcome to Rattrap's nutty nutty nutty cheese show! I'm Rattrap and I'll do any damn fool crazy stunt to get me some cheesy goodness! Those guys on Jackass can kiss my...
snavej writes: I would've got away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling ape-men!
Stormshadow writes: When the maximals had to abandon ship as it was going to crash, Rattrap screamed it seemed his tail had got caught in the emergency doors closing. So much for safty issues...
snavej writes: Leave me alone; I do not have Weill's disease!
snavej writes: Scrappy Doo after several years of vigorous sexual abuse by the 'Mystery Machine Gang'.
soundwavegt writes: (To Cheetor)-So,err, you wanna play Twenty Questions?
Cheetor: Sure, we got some time to kill!
Rattrap: Are you vegetable?
Cheetor: Whoa!! I'll need to think about that one!!!
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soundwavegt writes: Hey!!! This 'ain't my job!!! Since when did I take over from Wile E Coyote?!?!
soundwavegt writes: Cheetor, when you said we could try bungee jumpin', you never said anything 'bout me being the rope!!!
soundwavegt writes: Errrr... Optimus, you know when we scanned for these beast forms? You sure I didn't scan a lemming instead!?!?
bladez writes: All right! Quit staring already... HELP~~!!!
soundwavegt writes: Rattrap:Woohooo!! Look at me!! I can fly like an Aerialbot!!!
Optimus:RATTRAP! Quit screwing around and get back down here!! Has he been on that Super Energon again?
Rhinox:Yup! New batch just arrived. 97% proof, high octane and 70x59W!
Rattrap:Aerial
soundwavegt writes: Goddammit!! "If you're not completely satisfied, we'll give you your energon back!!" That's the last slaggin' time I trust anything from Wreck-Gar's used shuttle lot!!
Road Turtle writes: "Optimus Primal you Suck! This is the last time I hitch a ride on the back of a Flying Monkey!!!"
Road Turtle writes: "What do you mean I'm Not a Flying Squirrel!"
tiar180 writes: oh crap i am falling nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Stargazer writes: My Beast Machines Form looks like WHAT?!
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Intellocron writes: But guess what! I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!
ninjabot writes: Man, who knew female autobots were afraid of rats!!!!!
snavej writes: I'm gonna fly down Dinobot's throat and choke that prehistoric turkey!
Suzuki writes: Look at what's happened to meeeee!
I can't believe it myself!
Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,
It should've been somebody else!

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air,
I never thought I could feel so freeeeee!
Flying aw
snavej writes: Dinobot (below): Rattrap, you little fool, stop showing off your levitation device and get down here! We have some new chores for you: dirty chores fit for vermin!
snavej writes: Guys, you're never going to believe this! All the unused protoforms have come down from orbit and started an alternative Beast Wars in the next valley! I'm going to call my union representative!
snavej writes: Eeeek, an elephant!
snavej writes: I'm a really clever rat. Look how many captions I've thought up in only a few minutes of falling time!
snavej writes: You are feeling very sleepy, sleepy...damn, fell too far. Okay, next seagull. You are feeling very sleepy...blast!
snavej writes: I could have been in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, you know. They did have some rats on the show once. With eyes like these, I could have played Dark Willow, no sweat!
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snavej writes: When I get out of this - and I will because I'm the master escapologist - I'm going looting! No, wait, I'm in the distant past. There's no civilisation to loot. Damn you, laws of space and time! I'll just have to sink my teeth
Scatterlung writes: "Whoa! Airazor's missing her Chest plate!"
snavej writes: This is the best way to get into Ye Olde Cheese Shoppe!
snavej writes: Nude skydiving is very invigorating but my lower bits are flapping around far too much for comfort! I should have taped them down.
snavej writes: I'm trying to look like a big spider so Blackarachnia will want to be with me. What do you think? Rubbish, eh? Well, I'd like to see you do better, Tarantulas! Oh, you have. Frak. Well, at least I can do my pizza impression when I hit the
snavej writes: It appears that, when we took on our beast forms, we inherited all the relevant beast urges. I am so totally appalled by the thoughts running through my brain, and the behaviour of the other beast Transformers, that I am trying to commit suicide with thi
snavej writes: I'll do whatever it takes to escape the foul stench of all the other beasts, except Tarantulas, who smells of dandelions, daisies and petunias for some reason.
Road Turtle writes: "Dumbo! I said Flap Those Frigg'n EARS!!!"
Dark_Lord_Prime writes: The real reason Hasbro started gluing TM2 Blackarachnia's bra on...
omega wing writes: rattrap: dinobot you lied rats cant fly

dinobot: thats one less annoyance now for that cheeta
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Prowl240z writes: I can't belive its not butter!
snavej writes: Whenever I go out, hordes of demented rodents follow my strong, musky scent. It's kinda embarassing, know what I mean?! At least they can't get to me up here.
snavej writes: And you know the worst thing about this situation? The ten billion tonnes of unstable energon crystals right underneath me!
Hi-Eye-Q writes: lol @ Salesman pitch

Mine was a literary reference. Witty but, not as funny.

"The Best laid plans of Mice and Men Aft Gan A Glay!"
snavej writes: While I'm falling from a great height, I should take this opportunity to tell you all about the fantastic Beast Wars toys in shops now, or perhaps several years ago. All this time travelling confuses me. Beast Wars toys - marvellous things, really.
snavej writes: It ain't wise ta put ya dingaling in a rat's mouth. Dey have dese really sharp teeth, y'know.
snavej writes: Look at the size of that hurricane! I knew I should have put my cheese collection on the top deck of the Axalon.
A'Arab Zaraq writes: Ratrap confuses freebasing with basejumping...
Stormshadow writes: Just as Ratrap started to drop realised he needed to get fit so he did some mid air star jumps, unfortuantly he then realised that no one was around to catch him.
First-Aid writes: Ratrap: BBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Cheetor: Wohooo!!! Good one!!!
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snavej writes: Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deck chair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes

Paint your left knee green
And extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith

Skin yourself alive
Learn t
snavej writes: This trampoline is wicked bad, mon!
snavej writes: At the last moment, Rattrap was told that the stunt rat had not turned up at work for some reason, so he had to do the stunt himself.
snavej writes: Shouldn't have worn that 'TRUKK NOT MUNKY' badge!
snavej writes: Thanks a bunch, Terrorsaur. That is NOT how I wanted to join the mile high club!
snavej writes: Hey, Cheetor, this is what I think of your Digimon collection!
snavej writes: Take a holiday in the Rockies, they said. Enjoy the spectacular views, they said. Maybe even discover some ancient artefacts, they said. Well, you know what I say? They can suck my...oh, hello again Optimus, great to see you!
snavej writes: I will go to any lengths to win the poppy-out eyes competition!
snavej writes: Rattrap: Death is near, so I might as well enjoy myself.
(Sings like a choir boy)
We're walking in the air
We're floating in the moonlit sky
The people far below are sleeping as we fly
Etc., etc.
(film, The Snowman)

Optimus Primal: Yuck
Ransom writes: Rattrap was fatally distracted from his mission as he realized that he actually *could* see his room -- and see Dinobot throwing away his cheese collection!
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Road Turtle writes: "SKA-WEEEEEAK!"
Roadshadow writes: Rattrap: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Rhinox: I knew parachute school was a bad idea, Primal.
Optimus Primal: Shut up, Rhinox. I wanna hear a splat down there.
Prime Nova writes: "CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, RATTRAP! OR YOUS EYES ARE GOING TO POP OUT!" shouts Optimus Primal.

"What you say? Oh I'm going die"
snavej writes: Prepare for double-ended waste expulsion!
snavej writes: I think I've made a mistake. Cybertron is in the opposite direction!
snavej writes: Terrorsaur, what are you doing? No, put that away, you're not doing it to me in mid-air. No! NOOOOOO!
snavej writes: Some damned fool crashed a plane into the building, so I hadda jump for it!
snavej writes: Shoulda brought my IPod. Hey, wait, I gotta built-in IPod. What shall I listen to? Maybe something by The Fall...
snavej writes: Hey, wiseguy, whatcha lookin' at? Can't a guy practice his Noo Yoik accent while plummetin' to his death in peace no more?
snavej writes: I am a rat and I am funky. When it comes to funk, I'm better than a monkey!
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snavej writes: Nirvana song (Very Ape, In Utero album): Out of the ground, into the sky. Out of the sky, into the dirt.
snavej writes: One day, I will be as ugly as Dinobot.
snavej writes: Tigatron gets his pristine white fur drenched in Rattrap's techno-blood.
snavej writes: I am Splinter, trainer of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and this is my famous Death Plunge, which is guaranteed to kill at least one person whenever it is used. Banzai!!!!
snavej writes: We're only a few weeks in and already I hate the Beast Wars!
snavej writes: Karen Carpenter (singing in the future): Why do rats fall down from the sky whenever you walk by? Just like me, they long to be close to you!
snavej writes: What was I on last night?!
Stormshadow writes: teacher: well class if you have as much chance of finding blue cheese on the moon that finding a flying rat.
student: there is blue cheese on the moon then...
snavej writes: Heads up - it's the suicide rat!
snavej writes: You dropped me, Optimus, you damned dirty ape!
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snavej writes: What a moment to get an erectile dysfunction!
snavej writes: I can see my rat hole from here!
snavej writes: Rattrap (by radio): Airrazor, I need you to grab me, hold me and take me to a warm safe place!

Airrazor (by radio): That's an excellent idea, but at this point in the story I'm still a protoform in an orbiting capsule. Sorry about that.

R
snavej writes: I'm so high, I've blown my mind!
snavej writes: Note to self: get upgraded and learn to fly. If the flying monkey and the unfeasibly large wasp can do it, so can I.
snavej writes: Rattrap: Hey, there's the falling whale from 'Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy'! Whassup, whale?!

Whale (out of shot): If you don't mind, I'm Depth Charge's big brother.
snavej writes: There's no place like home; there's no place like home; there's no place like home...

Footnote: see the Wizard of Oz.
snavej writes: You know, this show is shot on location in the unspoilt hinterland of New Zealand. There's Peter Jackson scouting locations for Lord of the Rings. No wait, it's a weird prehistoric marsupial.
snavej writes: Well, this is one way to move faster than Cheetor. Shame the velocity is terminal!
snavej writes: Holy frakking Primus, Blackarachnia's drop-dead gorgeous. Those legs just go on and on!
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snavej writes: I can't believe how badly rendered the landscape is around here. What is this - 1996 or something?!
snavej writes: If Waspinator can rebuild himself after every other episode, surely I can manage it just this once!
snavej writes: I can survive this: I'm made of CGI!
snavej writes: A cut scene from the 'Incredible Farting Rhinox' episode.
snavej writes: Inter-species relationships are usually a bad idea.
snavej writes: You expect me to come up with a witty caption at a time like this? Screw you, pal!
snavej writes: (Holding on by his tail.) Maybe this isn't the best way to ride a cable car!
snavej writes: Rattrap: This is the last time I try Blackarachnia's vibrator. That darned spider made it into a booby trap, so to speak!

Blackarachnia (far below): Actually, that was the normal low setting.
snavej writes: When skydiving through a time warp, Agents Mulder and Scully encountered their first proven 'grey' alien, but it wasn't quite what they expected...
snavej writes: (Thinks) I may be scared but I have a cunning plan. If I suck in enough flies, I'll have the energon to flap my little arms so fast that I'll land safely.
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JoeyGowdy writes: While listening to R. Kelly, RatTrap decides to take the song literaly, "I believe I can fly..."
spinner writes: the day rattrap droped his cheese stash
Blaster_6267 writes: And im freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.................freeeeeeeeeee faaaaaaalllllllllllllin
little_fly writes: what the cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeezeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ????? someone get me a parasute !!!!
-Ry- writes: "HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!"
-Ry- writes: this is why most season one animators where "replaced".
Zeedust writes: Anyone else having flashbacks to that little rat-squirrel-type-thing from Ice Age?
Death-Ray Charles writes: I didn't Know I could jump THIS high !
Death-Ray Charles writes: I didn't know I could junp YHIS high.
Death-Ray Charles writes: What Hasbro did to the beast wars after the series ended....
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Steeleye writes: Silverbolt "Give em hell Nightglider"
*Lets go*
Rattrap "Wrong rodent you idiot, oh sh......"
Bed Bugs writes: Ratrap: "Look at me! I'm a seeker!"
Thrasher writes: Rattrap: Let go of my tail 'Bolt!

Silverbolt: That's not your tail. . .

Rattrap's facial expression says the rest.
Thrasher writes: While Rattrap was falling, he catches sight of Blackarachnia skinny dipping in a nearby lake.
Head Shot writes: rattap: is that... CHEESE!?
silverbolt: why dont i let you out here and see for yourself?
rattrap, okay, ill just........(free falls) hey what happened to my jetpack i stole offa rhinox.... wow, rhinox was right.... bad kharma......
Casual Matt writes: Yes, during Rattrap's free fall, he catches sight of what is undoubtedly the biggest mousetrap he's ever seen.
Ravenous Zero writes: Rattrap leans not to make feces throwing jokes about the big ape who is sitting near the escape exit.
Unknown writes: "Oh rats!"
Jaw Crusher writes: Optimus Primal: "All right, that does it. From now on, we smuggle in Romulan ale and leave the cordrazine at home."
jlprime writes: Wait a minute, I can't fly. Silverbolt, come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
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Steeleye writes: Rattrap got his tail caught during Airhammer's transformation and take off.
Acelister writes: The fall wasn't as shocking as the ICBM heading right towards him...
Acelister writes: Rattrap: "Damn you Chopper Face!!"
*Dinotbot on the ground stood next to a catapult*
Dinobot: "Hehehe..."
Unknown writes: RatTrap:Damn it Primal I told you not to go vertical.
Primal: Sorry RatTrap.
reillyd writes: Knew I forgot to pack something...... a parachute!
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