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trailbreaker writes: Say cheese!
trailbreaker writes: This picture gives me nightmares .
trailbreaker writes: Amidst the battle, a beautiful blue sky was visible.
BG the Robit writes: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING MY HEAD!!!
Cmdr. Trailblazer writes: Open wide! We gotta check all the teeth!
DedicatedGhostArt writes: Is it Perceptor's turn to babysit?
lonrac writes: ...are you the new Titan Master mold...'SNAP'..uh oh!!!
trailbreaker writes: Rumble - "Optimus dies in the next scene."
Perceptor - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Rainmaker writes: Rumble: Stop moving, I'm trying to get the splinter out!
Perceptor: IT HURTS SO MUCH!
Frenchhorngirl writes: "Time for your impression!"
- Back to top -Heckfire writes: Psst...you're a sniper in "All Hail Megatron."
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..!
SoundMaster1 writes: Up next on "When Cassette Dwarves Attack!"
cybertronianjedi writes: Rumble/Frenzy: youre my durty little secret
perceptor:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiedye writes: [RUMBLE]-ME Love you bunches...Now destroy for me!
Only people who watch Billy and Mandy get that one.
dutnam writes: Rumble: Your power steering is out.
Perceptor: It's worse than that.....We have no brakes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sondura1 writes: (rumble?)now let make you a headmaster ...
anybody have a screwdriver?
Michael9R writes: Mommyyy I hate these bugs
Sondura1 writes: Getitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoff!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh man Blaster get it off me!
Blaster:Hes not mine.
Perceptor:Well get it off!!!!
Blaster:Ewwwww no.
seminole1 writes: AH! I don't kiss other male bots.
Roadshadow writes: Rumble: Weeeeeeeeee!
Perceptor: Dammit my head is not a ride!
- Back to top -Unknown writes: now thats a secret!
Emerarudo_chan writes: get it off! for Primus sake,GEEET IT OOOOFFF!
SilentBlaster writes: Rumble: GIMEE CHOCALATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perceptor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
master galvatron writes: Rumble I said me leg hurts, not my neck.
Just Negare writes: Some would say it was worse then head lice...
snavej writes: 3 caption limit? You gotta be freakin' kidding me! How am I gonna say all my cool stuff in 1500 characters?
Oh, and stop doing that to my neck sockets, Rumble!
Kamakaze Thrower writes: When Perceptor meets a smaller robot...
alternator_hound writes: Rumble: I knew using super glue was a bad idea.........are you uhh....single?
morgenes writes: Rumble: Aw, c'mon, it's only a LITTLE kiss! It's not like I don't know what I'm doing. I mean, I spend ALL DAY jammed into a cassette deck with another guy.
Perceptor: Aggggghhhhhhh!
snavej writes: Perceptor: I will survive this and go on to do another caption session in a few months! I think it will involve a titanic pencil.
- Back to top -juggaloG writes: R: Let's play a game of BREAK THE AUTOBOT'S NECK!
P: Run, Blaster, save yourself!
B: No way! I think my cassette 'Bots wanna play a game of BREAK THE DECEPTICON'S NECK!
crypto199 writes: Rumble:WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE! Your the best Dad ever!
Zeedust writes: Perceptor: "You fed him after midnight?"
Scatterlung writes: Rumble: Hey Frenzy! You should see this guys brain! I can't believe it fits in here!
little_fly writes: pre stop hanging on to my mouth it hurts and besides i got tooth ache!
rumbble i am sorry no can do i have bewen sent here by megatron to demolish you!
DestronMatrix writes: Rumble:"first we crack your head then we crack your nuts."
Perceptor:"run blaster and save yourself"
Blaster:"no way I gotta stay"
luevanoalx writes: PERCEPTOR: IF YOU ARE UP HERE,WHO'S KEEPING AN EYE ON OUR TOAST??
RUMBLE:TOAST?,WHAT TOAST??
PERCEPTOR:AAAAHHHH!!!!
Draego writes: Perceptor just saw Elita one and Arccee getting it on, Rumble has seen it all before
prime idiot writes: If you don't do as you're told I'll sing a spice girls song.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
archangel_tears writes: i've got to stop smoking crack. i see purple fairies and there is one on me now.
- Back to top -Roadshadow writes: Perceptor: Get it off of me! GET IT OFF MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rumble: I just wanna hug ya, big guy!
Velocity Prime writes: Rumble: I know yot took them...give them back
Perceptor: I don't have them, I swear
Rumble; Don't give me that...you so stole my Buffy trading cards
Starazor writes: Rumble: Hello? *echoes* There's no way a scientist can have that much empty space in there!
Dragonoth writes: This is what it looks like when a cassette player "strafes" in Heavy Metal War.
Suzuki writes: RUMBLE(chanting): Ring around the col-lar! Ring around the col-lar!
PRECEPTOR: Aaah! Evil! EVIL!
(NOTE: The joke is from a MAD Magizine parody of "The Exorcist".)
Blaster_6267 writes: OK...let's see here. "Push down and turn to the left". AAAARRRGGGG! Curse you child proof containers
Jedi-and writes: Rummble: Okay, say Ahhh... hmm... I'm afraid to say, you need a filling in there...
Perceptor: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Get away evil Dentist!
Dclone Soundwave writes: "C'mon, smile for the pretty particle beam cannon, I promise it won't hurt.....much."
Flashwave writes: Come on! Why won't you let me be your headmaster?
DeltaOmega writes: piggy back ride! Weeee....
- Back to top -Exulted Unicron writes: Rumble learns the hard way that Perceptor isn't a Headmaster
Ultra Wheelshot writes: Rumble: I know its yo Starscream, now if I could only get the mask off
Percepter: Nnooooooooo I am not Starscream ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Minicle writes: Rumble: *Whispering* Go on, eat Blaster's pies, you know you want to...
Perceptor: Must..eat...pies!
Minicle writes: Rumble: Gimmie Ya nuts already!
sunstreaker87 writes: Rumble: i'm lonely!!
perceptor: get it off!! get it off!!
Dragonoth writes: Although Perceptor survived the Great War, he would be forever plagued with nightmares.
Dragonoth writes: It's the TransFormers version of "Jack and the Beanstalk".
Marcus Rush writes: Slag it, that was my last energon gum ball! Give it back!
Starbeam writes: Size matters not.
ZaberFang writes: Perceptor: "I've heard of having a monkey on your back, but this is rediculus!"
- Back to top -ZaberFang writes: Perceptor: "I've heard of having a monkey on your back, but this is rediculus!"
steve2275 writes: dammit perceptor.....spit out my ennergon gum
Windracer writes: Rumble: SUPER ROBO NOOGIE OF DOOM!!!!!!
Perceptor: GAH! Uncle! UNCLE!
Road Turtle writes: Rumble, "WeT WillY!!!"
Perceptor, "Uuuugh!!!"
Armbullet writes: Rumble: Im a dentist!
Preceptor: NOOOO!
Pristine_Matrix writes: Rumble: "I bet it unscrews like a light bulb. Heh heh heh!"
Perceptor: "Geddimoffgeddimoffgeddimoff!"
trailbreaker writes: Danny DeVito will be cast as Rumble in the new movie.
trailbreaker writes: "Chew your food Perceptor! Chew it real good!"
Marv writes: Rumble had a strange, disturbing hobby: making giant wax sculptures of Autobots in poses suggesting horrible agony...
Marv writes: Once I get this loose, it'll look great hanging over my fireplace!!!!
- Back to top -Marv writes: (Rumble imitating Perceptor's voice) "Hi there! I am Preceptor, and I am a wimpy Autobot maggot who allows himself to be bullied by tiny purple cassette bots!"
Marv writes: Shut it! Your explanations make my cranium hurt! I said; SHUT YOUR TRAP!!!!!!
Marv writes: Hand over your gold tooth and nobody gets hurt!
Marv writes: Okay! Okay! Santa Claus DOES exist! I WAS lying!!!!
Marv writes: P: You can't take my head of! I'm not a Headmaster!
R: Easily fixed!
Marv writes: P: You can't take my head of! I'm not a Headmaster!
R: Wanna become one?
Phasewing writes: [Rumble:] I'm gonna unscrew yer head off, periscope dude!
[Perceptor:] You say you're going to screw my head off? GET OFF!!! Perverted humanized Decepticon!!
[Rumble:] I didn't say "screw", jackaft!! *Starts slapping Percy&#
scattershot78 writes: Perceptor: Where's my good conscience?
Rumble: Oh you mean Eject? I kicked his butt and Ramhorn is out in the field grazing. Hahaha!!!
Pokejedservo writes: Perceptor: For the last time Rumble my head does not go that way!
Bat Primus writes: Rumble: " Did you know that Magnificus is your evil twin!"
- Back to top -Acelister writes: Rumble: "I'm tellin' ya, you need a new image. First to go is the helmet..."
Perceptor: "But its attatched! Stop pulling!"
Crashinibon writes: Perceptor was shocked and horrified by Rumbles version of whispering sweet nothings in his audio modules.
Ren78 writes: Perceptor : "Its not a tumor!"
Road Turtle writes: Rumble, "pssst....I know three little Mini Cons who stole your name..."
Perceptor, "WHAT! I'll kill'em! I'll kill'em all!!"
Tammuz writes: someone told rumble perceptor was a giant pez, and he wants candy!
darkwind25 writes: Perceptor: Flash, ah-ahhhh, saviour of the universe!! Flash, ah-ahhhh, he saves everyone of us!!
Zeedust writes: It's been said before, it'll be said again, but as PErceptor just found out...
You really have to see Darth Tater to beleive it.
darkwind25 writes: "bleeh blahh bloo blah blee blahh blahh", said Perceptor, the moron.
scattershot78 writes: Perceptor: NOoooo not another bad hair day!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Perceptor,"What the hel....ah man I got cyberlice."
- Back to top -Amazon_Flarescythe writes: percetor: OMG i just saw something outside
rumble: i told u to shutup perceptor. there is nothin there.
perceptor: i'm telling u i saw something.
(what percepor saw was the most scariest site *Optimus Prime giving Megatron a hug*)
red_ensign writes: Rumble Says: Must...Close...Mouth...Must...Make...Perceptor...Stop...TALKING!!!
the purifyer writes: rumble: can we go to the circus and get ice-cream? if you don't i'll scream so loud even cybertron will hear!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Rumble,"That does it you left a spot on that window! CLEAN IT BETTER!"
dolenarda writes: "Hey what else do you have in there?"
gauthic_angel7680 writes: Holy Sh*t, i have got to stop smoking crack. I starting to see robotic purple faires! Holy Sh*t there is one on me!! Help me get it off, Blaster!!
Binaltech Bombshell writes: Proof that Transformers can get pimples.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: I'm loving my new Cassettebots gone wild DVD!
Prime805 writes: Percy: OH MY GOD R U TELLING ME THERE IS NO SANTA....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ransom writes: Perceptor: *examines the UCC pic* That is very obviously PhotoShop-ed. I have never behaved in such an undignified manner.
Rumble: But I look just like my handsome Decepticon self!
Perceptor: An even more telling clue to its falseness.
Rumble: Wh
- Back to top -JaviSRK writes: Rumble does his best Aliens facehugger impersonation.
Road Turtle writes: Rumble, "Hold Still! We gotta take out that crayon!"
Perceptor, "Noooo! It'll Hurt!!!"
TFBuyer writes: The worst documented case of head lice....ever.
Acelister writes: Rumble just told Perceptor the truth about the Tooth Fairy...
Arc the ZAKO writes: Runble: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOTIC NOOGIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Arc the ZAKO writes: Rumble: WHEE! GIDDY UP!!!! HIYA! HIYA!
Blaster: Ow! I say, quite hitting me!
Dragontron88 writes: Rumble-" YOU ATE THE CHOCLATE! I SEE IT IN THE GROOVES OF YOUR MOLARS, BASTARD!" (Childishly)-"Give it back"
Acelister writes: Perceptor sure got a shock when Rumble caught him surfing the net for 'Saucy Co-Ed Droids'.
Ultra Wheelshot writes: Blaster: (off screen) How many times have I asked Soundwave to keep Rumble under control
SOundwave: (off screen) Rumble return
Rumble: No way I'm having too much fun, hey send Frenzy out
phantomfish writes: Rumble: Go on give us a kiss!
- Back to top -Zeedust writes: Rumble: "Noogie time!"
Perceptor: "How much longer does this guy have to stay alive to sell toys?"
TheRoMan writes: "They done reckoned they heard a screamin' comin from the sky, and just about then...them Duke boy's, well they looked up. And you'd never believe what them and ol' Uncle Jesse saw."
Chromia writes: Awww Crap!! I'm getting my skidplate kicked by a tape, for Cybertrons sake!!
Chromia writes: Mommmmmmmmmm! He's touching me!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Rumble,"I....WANT....MY....TWO DOLLARS!"
-Better Off Dead (ref.)
Road Turtle writes: Rumble, "Give me the codes to this base, or I'll start playing Spice Girls...again!"
Road Turtle writes: Perceptor, "HELP! I'm being attacked by a Britney Spears tape!!!"
Rumble, "Hit me Baby one more Time!...."
Road Turtle writes: After the Great War, Rumble had a short lived career as a chiropractor. After being sued for an improper neck adjustment(as seen here), he became a subway driver...
nojimus writes: Perceptor: Help me please Magnus!!!!!!!!!
Ultra Magnus: Look, I can't deal with that right now
Rumble: I love you Big P
Perceptor : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Thanatos Prime writes: I don't like this...AHHHH! GET IT OFF!!!!
- Back to top -Thanatos Prime writes: Oopma Loompas are real!!!!
Screambug writes: HEY!!! I HAVE A MONKEY ON MY BACK!!!
DeltaSeeker writes: Rumble: I've almost got my Perceptor clone finished! Just need to adjust the head.... and done!
Ultra Wheelshot writes: Percepter: Theres a Rumble in my tummy
Blaster: Nope there's a Rumble on your head
Rumble: Project decapitation hah, nobody tells Rumble what to do
Ultra Wheelshot writes: Percepter: AAAAAGGGGGGHHHH! Hang who let Rumble in?
Rumblee: (to himeself) Hah suck percepters brains out
Percepter: AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Death Gunner writes: Rapper:He's on your face
Percepter:Whats on my face?
Rapper:Rumble G!
Percepter: A bumble bee? Ahhhh get it off me
Nemesis Cyberplex writes: Perceptor: He's humping my head!! Run Blaster!! Save yourself!!
Blaster: No way!! Two can play!!
*Blaster sends out Eject, Eject starts humping his head too*
Perceptor: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Tusko writes: Much like humans who are embarassed with spinach stuck in their teeth, Perceptor was mortified when he found Rumble stuck between his telescoping canon and shoulder.
darkwind25 writes: Here we see Perceptor, at his ugliest.
thexfile writes: rumble tests his "chukky" inpersonation on perceptor and i think it worked !!
rumble : hey perceptor creap wanna playyyyyy
- Back to top -Acelister writes: Perceptor: "I'm telling you, it will be better if YOU are the dummy..."
Rumble: "What did you call me?! Say Bottle of Beer!"
Rumble as Perceptor: "Gottle of gear!"
1337W422102 writes: Perceptor: "AUGH! That's NOT my Mini-Con Powerlinx point!"
Alphatron writes: Removing the head of a Perceptor is a difficult task... Rumble learned that the hard way.
Airstrike writes: This zit just REFUSES to pop!
HookX5 writes: "Got headlice?"
scattershot78 writes: Rumble: now come on you big scaredy cat I told you if you keep putting off your dentist visits things are just going to get worse!!
Perceptor: NO.....! I can't stand drills! Why do you have to be a dentist Rumble!?
Rumble: Because I like makin
Cap'n_falcon222 writes: SCRAPE IT OFF! SCRAPE IT OFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
Prime Nova writes: Come on guy - move around a bit so they don't spot that they've coloured Rumble blue too.
Sinister Mentor writes: Soundwave: "Rumble, Ravage, Ratbat, Frenzy, Slugfest, Overkill, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Squawktalk and Beastbox; Eject! Operation; Pain in the ass!"
Perceptor: "Just because I told you the truth you don't have to sic your gay midgets on
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Jim Ross,"That son of a bitch Rumble takes em down with a bulldog headlock."
The King,"See JR that's why Rumble's our Intercontinental Champion!"
Jim Ross,"He's a damn cheating liar,King."
King,"C
- Back to top -xxaMaxx writes: Don't worry Perceptor. The Wonkivator is perfectly safe.
Acelister writes: Rumble: "Perceptor... I am your father..."
Perceptor: "Nooooo!"
Rumble: "Heh, I'm just screwin' with ya... I ain't your father. Megatron is."
Perceptor: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
JazZeke writes: Rumble: "Are you my daddy?"
Perceptor: "Oh Primus I hope not!"
darkwind25 writes: Frenzy: C'mon Perceptor, it really is a great movie if you just give it a chance. Please watch it with me, please!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perceptor: I don't like Battlefield Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
krukid writes: help I'm getting raped by a tiny purple thing.
DeltaSeeker writes: Perceptor tries out his new career as a rapper, while Rumble tries out his new career as a headset.
Lorekeeper writes: Donut Cashier: We don't have any bear claws.
Perceptor: Well in that case, what do you have?
Donut Cashier: All we have left is this box of one dozen starving crazed cassettacons.
Perceptor: All right, I'll have that... Ahhh gettemoffmegettem
Nemesis Cyberplex writes: Rumble: there, there. It's all right. You were just having a bad dream.
Perceptor: But it was so real. Hasbro came up with some decent Alternators, but they made Swindle look like Trailbreaker & Dead End look like Sunstreaker, but then Takara ca
Nemesis Cyberplex writes: Rumble: Pipe down, I'm just seeing ifyour head's not too big to put on a Vader helmet for the party later.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Perceptor just didn't understand the concept of listening to tapes.
- Back to top -SeekerInAFakeMoustache writes: In this rare special episode of "Secret Taskforce GoRanger," General Microscope Perceptor is single-handedly brought to judtice by the mysterious Purple Ranger.
Unknown writes: Perceptor "For the love of god... what is it?" "It's got razor sharp teeth." "Oh god it bit my ear, not my EAR!!!!!"
Rumble "I love you daddy."
Kevinus Prime writes: Percepter screams like a little girl when Rumble gives him a Wet Willie...
Kevinus Prime writes: "Blaster! If I don't make it, tell Tracks I love him..."
elmekia writes: The Transformers' version of "Gulliver's Travels" stopped production abruptly due to the frequent disputes between the cast.
1337W422102 writes: Saint Paddy's Day on Cybertron:
Perceptor: "Raise a pint!"
Rumble: "Yer perty... gimme a kiss..."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Perceptor had a bad case of the DT's after going cold turkey from Sam Adam's Summer Energon Brew.
He imagined little Rumbles crawling all over his body.
1337W422102 writes: Perceptor: "...and you're SURE that you graduated from Chiropractor school?"
Rumble: "Sure I did! Now just hold still..."
*CRACK*
Perceptor: "AUGH!!"
1337W422102 writes: Rumble: "Give US more science microscopy lab homework?? I DON'T THINK SO!"
Zeedust writes: Perceptor: "What IDIOT put military hardware into toys?"
Rumble: "There will be no mercy!"
- Back to top -Saber Maximus writes: Rumble: You've got your ears so dirty, let me wash you them.
Perceptor: A waaaaaaaaaaaaash!!!! Whaaaaaaah!
Saber Maximus writes: Rumble(whispering): I see dead people...
Perceptor: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!
Saber Maximus writes: Rumble: I've got you!I'm your master now. Sing us some song to us.
Perceptor: Maya Hoo! Maya Haa!...
Saber Maximus writes: Rumble:What did you say??? You won't buy the soundwave's figure to me???
Perceptor: Yes! Yes! I Will buy it!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Rumble,"I know a secret about you,Red Alert,and Tracks."
Perceptor,"HOW DID YOU KNOW WERE GAY?!"
Rumble,"Reflector has pics."
Perceptor,"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Rumble,"Say I'm rui
Masterpiece Prowl writes: Perceptor's Irish nightmare.
Mystery writes: Rumble: Frenzy, tell me again which way an autobot's head unscrews!
Acelister writes: Perceptor: "Help me, Ultra Magnus!"
Ultra Magnus: "I can't deal with that right now!"
Death Gunner writes: Rumble: Andt he you do this.
Perceptor:I don't want to know.
Death Gunner writes: The wee men,they attack!!!
- Back to top -Godfather Bluto writes: Rumble: Are you my daddy?
Perceptor: WHAT!? NO! I'm a VIGIN!
Acelister writes: Rumble: "Turn into a microscope! I want to look at a peice of dirt!"
imyurnuleeda writes: Just goes to show you no matter how big a nerd you are, the bullies will pick on you!
saiyan_prime writes: Blaster to Prime (off screen): "Now that I got Perceptor back on the sauce I gotta keep him pretty sloshed"
Perceptor: (hic) "Awww, that's OK Blaster, I got my new sponsor to help me." (looks at Rumble)
Rumble: "DRINK!
saiyan_prime writes: Rumble: "You did fine, laddie. Real fine. Now you've got to burn the house down. BURN THEM ALL!"
(Perceptor starts picking his nose)
wavelength writes: perceptor=AAAGGGH human sized transformers, what will be next?
rumble= a toysized you once i rip out your subspace cuircuts
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Rumble,"So the quarter goes in dis opening?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Rumble,"Ohhhhhhhh I see the problem. I'm afraid that tooth is gonna need a root canal."
Perceptor,"Ah cwap."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Perceptor,"HELP! HELP,RAPE!!!!"
Rumble,"Rape? Who'd wanna rape you? Shut up and die microscope."
FortMax writes: Rumble: For the last time, it's RIBFIR!
Preceptor: But you are purple.
- Back to top -KaylaTheHedgehog writes: Perceptor: It's you!!
Rumble: How are you, Perceptor? All your head are belong to me! You are on the way to destruction.
Perceptor: What you say!!
Rumble: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha...
Shermtron writes: I have ticks!!
Bed Bugs writes: Rumble: *licks him* Mmm...you taste devine Perceptor...
Percy: Ew, he licked me!
Bed Bugs writes: Rumble: All your Perceptor are belong to us.
Bed Bugs writes: Rumble: I need your teeth for the Tooth Fem-bot so I can get some energon chips!
Percy: No, you can't have any!
Bed Bugs writes: Rumble: So how about it big daddy, let's go back to my place... *touches face*
Percy: No! I'm as straight as Tracks is! Wait, nevermind.
Bed Bugs writes: Rumble: Daddy?
Percy: No!!
Bed Bugs writes: Percy: These kids are driving me insane!
Bed Bugs writes: Rumble: Come on Perceptor! I know your chest opens up too!
Percy: No! I won't let you in me!
Rumble: But it's cold out here!
Bed Bugs writes: Percy: Help! I think I have Lice-tronians!
- Back to top -Bed Bugs writes: Rumble: Take your vitamins
Percy: No! They're yucky!
Bed Bugs writes: And suddenly, mad fanboys attack Seibertron yelling, "That's Frenzy, not Rumble!!!!"
sunstreeker writes: Rumble: Hey Soundwave, Check out my Perceptor manikin. (Rumble moves perceptor's mouth) "Hello I'm Teddy Ruxbin"
DeltaSeeker writes: He touched me! He touched me! Ewwww! Decepticooties!
Jaw Crusher writes: "Aw no, it's the Great Gazoo again!"
Acelister writes: Rumble: "There's only one thing stoppin' me from being a Headmaster... Your head!"
Acelister writes: Around the campfire, Frenzy tells a Ghost story...
Frenzy: "And then... Just when they thought they were safe... The GHOST ATTACKED!"
*Rumble leaps onto Perceptor's neck from behind*
Perceptor: "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!&qu
Acelister writes: Perceptor: "I keep telling you, I'm NOT a jar of pickles!"
Acelister writes: Here we see Rumble hard at work for his new job at Crazy Jamal's Autobot Busts.
Acelister writes: Perceptor: "You're not a real dentist!"
Rumble: "You don't have real teeth, so what's your problem?"
- Back to top -Acelister writes: Rumble: "Y'know, this might be funny if you take it outta the context of me tryin' to kill ya..."
Acelister writes: Perceptor: "Its in my hair! In my hair! Zombie, Zombie in my hair, hair, hair!"
Rumble: "I told you to stop singing!"
elmekia writes: Perceptor didn't quite like Rumble's idea of giving him some head
Ransom writes: Some days it just doesn't pay to get up and look in the mirror.
Ransom writes: Rumble: No, really, I have done this before! Just give me a cycle and you'll be good as new.
Perceptor: Get off! I want a REAL chiropractor!
Ransom writes: Perceptor: By Primus, is that a purple pimple?!
Damolisher writes: Rumble: And this is how Liu Kang gets killed in the opening of MK Deadly Alliance!
Perceptor: Lovely! Now get off!
Ratbat writes: Gotcha, Perceptor! Let's see how the Autobots fare WITHOUT your brains!
Ratbat writes: Hey!!! Let go of me, Rumble!
DarkDranzer writes: Teenage Soundwave: *outside* Ravage, Ratbat, Rumble, Frenzy eject, Operation: Obliterate all Autobot Nerds from Cybertron High School!!
Teenage Perceptor: AIIE!! BLASTER!! GET OFF YOUR OVERSIZED GLUTENUS MAXIMUS AND HELP ME DAMN IT!!
Teenage Blaster
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