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Starscream Incarnate writes: Starscream: I have finally made it to femme seeker island!!! Nothing can stop me now from starting my hare... *looks over into the horizon* WINDBLADE!!! *runs into island*
trailbreaker writes: I’m naked !!!!
Bennington1234 writes: Starscream:Oh slag! I just caught Megatron watching Winx Club!
Megatron:(chasing Starscream.)I'll crush you WITH MY BARE HANDS FOR INTERUPTING MY SHOW!
TheBritishFan writes: Get off my lawn you young hooligans!
Rainmaker writes: ...and thus, Starscream began his search for his other null ray
BG the Robit writes: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
1 second later, he trips and gets a mouthful of sand,
Ravage XK writes: I have to press the button, where is that hatch?
Frenchhorngirl writes: "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! THE MY LITTLE PONY PONIES ARE COMING, THE MY LITTLE PONY PONIES ARE COMING, ALONG WITH ZOMBIES, PIRATES, NINJAS, CHEERLEADERS, SITH, KNIGHTS, WIZARDS, TIME LORDS, PEACEKEEPERS, JOCKS, PRESCHOOLERS, DINOSAURS, ELEPHANTS, HEFFALUMPS,
Zeedust writes: He was stranded on the island for three weeks before he remembered he could fly.
Chrisby writes: LIFEGUARD! Brawl is drowning!
- Back to top -rangervieve writes: "FREEDOM!!!!!"
Towline writes: Decepticons run, there is a shark in the water!
Crashcomet writes: SAAAAAND!
or
hahahahahahlookatmeihavepretylittlewingshahahahahaha
Heckfire writes: "It's rainin' men...hallelujah, it's rainin' meeenn..."
Starazor writes: Of all the Seekers, he's the only one who runs like a femme.
Autobot bubbs writes: * and thus, starscreams ill fated invasion of Fantasy Island begins.*
shockwave_inoz writes: TAXIIIII!!
Roadshadow writes: SS: WILSON! WILSON! I'm on the shore! And I'm STREAKING!
Wilson (the ball): Freak...
destroyer writes: "MUMMY MUMMY I WAT MY MUMMY"
Decepticon Commander writes: (Starscream impersonating Gilligan) SKIPPER!!
- Back to top -Masterpiece Prowl writes: WOO HOO! IT'S SPRING BREAK!
DarkDranzer writes: Teenage Starscream: YEAH!! WHOO HOO!! LONG LIVE SUMMER!! SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER!! WHOO HOO!! HEY BABE! SHOW US YER *censored*!!!
ShYnE writes: ......Here, on Gilligan's Isssssssssssssle!!!!!
Screambug writes: Whoo! First vacation in a million years!
Zeedust writes: It was only supposed to be a three-hour mission...
Windracer writes: Megatron in a SPEEDO! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
Alphatron writes: This week on Survivor: Transformers; the Decpeticon Starscream goes frenzy when he catches Arcee with Thundercracker and SkyWarp.
p3rc3pt0r writes: I hate nudists; get me off this beach!!!
Demona writes: *turning around* (english accent) that's the second time ive watched that man fly away in my ship. 0__0 ooh yay rum.
Demona writes: LAAAAAAND HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Back to top -bluemoon writes: AHHHHHHHHHH SPIDER'S SPIDERS GET EM OFF ME GET EM OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megatron-Their rubber ya dolt!!!!!!!
NightMare writes: Damn burritos runni right through me...aw damn wheres the bathroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: Starscream: *streaking* WHOO-HOO!
Megatron: Starscream is a woman?!?!
Shockwave: yeah, shocked the hell out of me two...
President Optimus Prime writes: Only the Decepticons could put on a Transformer reality show, they're so vulgar.
Optimus Prime, Jr. writes: I-I'll be safe here 'til Megatron forgets that Nightcruz stunned me during that battle!
Erik writes: ss i say let's hop scocth megatron okay idf i win you go run if i win sasy s starscream i get control of the deceptions so strarscream cries
Zeedust writes: Starscream looks for a place to hide after rumors get around that he was FEMALE in the French dub of G1. Lonely and desperate decepticons (and a few Autobots) manage to find him/her(?) anyways.
Unknown writes: I'm the king of the world.... well I know its just a desert Island, but still its a beginning, uh?
chaoticmegatron writes: After braving the sea filled with rabid Sharks, Starscream decides that being a contestant on Survivor is not a good way to catch Megatron's attention...
Rainbow Starscream writes: Starscream: Megatron! Please help me! Get Sideways and Thrust away from me! Who named those guys anyway?
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Starscream: I AM THE SURVIVOR!!!!
Unknown writes: I better hurry before I barf
Unknown writes: With Megatron voted off the island, I can wear whatever color speedos I want!!!!
Unknown writes: WIIILLLSSSOOONNN!
Unknown writes: *Starscream is running away from water* AHHHHHH!!!!
*random bystander* He's even girlier than that Megatron dude...
Shadow Fox writes: (Theme from fame plays in background) Starscream- Ya I wanna be a dancer, forget being a warrior.
Unknown writes: Hay you kids!!! Bring back my other Nul-ray!!!!
Unknown writes: Please Magatron wait ! Stop ! Please I promise I'll never try to take over the 'cons agean,JUST dont make me watch Armada!!!
Longshot writes: Cobra!!! Uh I mean retreat!!!
Guyver3 writes: (Britney Spears music in the background) starscream: Oops I did it again. lazerbeak in a hidden area: Oh boy, wait until the guys at HQ get a load of this!
- Back to top -Jettron writes: GIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIGGGAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: Hey don't give megatron all the attention fans. I'm here too...aw dam it!
Unknown writes: Come back guys! my hula dancings not that bad!
Deceptiman writes: Starscream:I Found the road runner! Im Chasing It! Road runner: Beep Beep! *sticks tounge out* Starscream: Why You Little! Just wait until i catch you!
matt writes: Starscream, free from the comic decided to create his own TV show.
Zu Darkness writes: At last they finally made the revised Comics of Transformers from DW. Time to buy a copy
Asheron writes: AAAAH ! WATER ! ! !
IIEEEK !
Unknown writes: At last! I'm away from Megatron!
Deceptiman writes: Starscream: Yay! Pretty Girls And Shade! *trips On Rock* Oof!
Unknown writes: has headphones on and is listen to "Play that funky music white boy" that why he is dancing
- Back to top -jpc7030 writes: Keep off the grass you darn kids!!!
Unknown writes: WHERES THE KLEENEX!!!????
Unknown writes: WOOHOO! I knew I'd make it to be the last person on Survivor!! HAH! Try and Vote ME off will they?
Unknown writes: starscream: TEMPTATION ISLAND HERE I COME!!!
Unknown writes: Starscream: I heard that this island is just full of female transformers... *runs*
joseph writes: aaaaaaa GET ME AWAY from that fart!
Unknown writes: Starscream: YESS!! Now nobody will find out I'm gay! Now where did I put my nail-polish?
FortMax writes: WE'RE GOIN' STREAKIN'!!!
Unknown writes: starscream found out he has to play the plane that crashes in CASTAWAY.
omega icecream writes: stick 'em up or else i'll blow you're brains out!
- Back to top -Arkhaon writes: starscream: finally vacation!!!
now hope theres a megatron on this island who i can try to overthrow
omega icecream writes: HELP! HELP ME! I HAVE A MENTAL PROBLEM HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHELP!
omega icecream writes: i forgot i do not have a joke.
Unknown writes: hi i am a 11 year old.oh yeah i have a joke for you.see next caption.
Unknown writes: "Yip Hurray! I've landed on Richard Simmons island!"
Starscream writes: hey, wait for me! Ill tell megatron!
Unknown writes: Soundwave: You think he's taking this Tai-Chi stuff a bit too far sir? Megatron: SHHH! It's finally quiet 'round here. I want to hear the ocean. Now shut up and get me some more Enerona. (Energon+Corona...crap joke)
Minicle writes: Starscream: YESSSS! Those anoying Fangirls will never find me here!
parkwood writes: Sweeeeet! Temptation island here I come!!!
Unknown writes: I dont care what anyone says, Starscream is still the lamest, gayest transformer out there! I mean cmon, he succcckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Yay I don't have to be on Armada anymore!!!
Unknown writes: Obviously, the cast of "Gilligan's Island" were not impressed with their newest addition to the show.
K-nonFodder writes: Starscream" at last military victroy for the decepticons, i shall lay waste to the cubian army"
Unknown writes: Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!
Ricochet writes: I'm Runnin, I'm Runnin, I'm Runnin, I'M NAKED!
Unknown writes: Come back, Leader! Starscream still loves you!
Unknown writes: curse you, director! ill destroy the se. AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: "I'm going streaking!! Whoooooo!!"
B-MAN writes: Sounddwave-what is he doing?
Megatron-don't look at him, it'll only encourage him.
Unknown writes: Shake Shake Shake. Shake Shake Shake. Shake your booty. Shake your booty.
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Starscream trains to fight Apollo Creed ::Rocky theme music plays::
Unknown writes: Starscream wins "Survivor 2005" after swimming in the buff
REEK-ON writes: All the naked women are on THAT island.
Unknown writes: Scream: Shark! Shark! *runs away*
Shark from off screen: You can run, but you can't hide from my torpedo!
Unknown writes: WWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!! LET'S BOOOOOOOOOOGGGGAAAAAAAAYYY! WOOHOO! *Cyclonus* He's lost it... *Megatron* You're telling me that? I can see it with my own two optics. *Starscream pops up from a dream* *S-Scream* Oh... it was only a dre
Unknown writes: "Burning,burnig, hot, hot, HOT!!! Slaggit,that sun!"
thexfile writes: her we go , her we go ,her we go ,her we go ,her we go ,her we go
Unknown writes: Im here where are all the Babes...last time I let megatron pick the vacation spot
Unknown writes: I've found where they write "Armada" I'll blow it to Hell!
amaratron writes: Starscream sees the new display of belts at Filene's Basement.
- Back to top -DestronPride writes: Starscream: Super dude extraordinaire, freakazoid, freakazoid, runs around in underwear etc.
ice writes: Starscream: "FINALLY! I AM FFFFFRRRREEEEE OF MEGATRON! STUPID ASS FAULTY PIECE OF S-... err.. M-megatron!"
*Megatron glares.*
Megatron: "Faulty piece of what, Starscream?"
Unknown writes: *Ouch*, this sand is *Ouch* hot!!!
Unknown writes: Starscream:"You mean old trees! I aint afraid of you!"
Zu Darkness writes: Starscream celebraiting after reciving the Oscar for Best suporting actor in an anime. He beat Soundwave, Cyclouns and Jazz
Unknown writes: Photographic proof that Starscream auditioned for the movie "10"
Zu Darkness writes: Starscream joins the cas of Gilligan's Island I'll get you Gilligan...you too skipper
OmnisValidus writes: Urggggh I've got sand in my shoe.
Beast Simpson writes: 'First Bot to carry the Olympic Torch...through the Atlantic Ocean.'
Beast Simpson writes: SS: I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU LITTLE BUDDY!!!
- Back to top -Unknown writes: This is it! I'M HERE! HAWAII'S NUDE BEACHES! WOO-HOO!
Unknown writes: I touch j-lo ass
Unknown writes: "tarsan wait im coming!"
Tarzan: "Jane got bigger!!"
bob writes: Ginger? Mary Ann? Ginger? Mary Ann?....Mrs. Howe. YOWSER!
Unknown writes: LAND HO
Unknown writes: We're takin this baby TO DA MOOOOON!
Chrono writes: Up, Up and let's go!!!
Unknown writes: i got primes phone number! i got primes phone number! weeee!
Unknown writes: Starscream: The HIIIIIIIIILLS are ALIIIVE with the so--oh wait...*freeze* ..I'm on an island, not in the hills...Um....Okay...The IIIIIIIISLAND's ALIIVE with the soound of muuuuuusiiiiiiiiiiic....!
Unknown writes: Announcer: And the Winner of the Cybertronian Island Dash is [drum roll] Starscream
- Back to top -Unknown writes: ...gah! Starscream flames so much that my monitor just caught fire!
yoyo writes: too much water around me; gotta go piss
Unknown writes: o yeah o yeah i rule i rule iam on a island with no megatron and i can get my own army now!!!!!!! o yeah!!!!!!!!
Ben writes: Starscream running in victory
Unknown writes: Damn monkey ran off with my right gun!
M writes: Yeeeeeeaaaah!!! I found Monkey Island!
Unknown writes: My foot is stuck.
Omega Supreme writes: Starscream: Freedom, horrible freedom at last, AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Unknown writes: EEEEEEE!!! DUDE!!! MEGATRON IN A SPEEDO!!! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!
Unknown writes: Give me a D!! Give me an E!! Give me a- oh hell, this cheerleading stuff just isn't what I thought it would be...
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!!! AIIIIYYYEEEEEEE!!!!
Unknown writes: I am in my happy place!!!
Unknown writes: Land!! At last!
Unknown writes: YAY!!!! MEGATRON BANNED ME FOREVER!!!
Decepticon writes: What we "didn't" know about Starscream
BLACKBIRD writes: now they all found out i am gay,i am banned for life
Unknown writes: SHARKTICONS!!!
Unknown writes: Statscream: "Sanctuary!!!!!"
Unknown writes: "That's right girls, now put those hands in the air and kick those legs up! Remember our cheer! Decepticons, Decepticons, ra, ra, ra!"
Unknown writes: I always suspected that Starscream was a little skippy this proves it.
- Back to top -Unknown writes: I've found the island where they make Armada! I'm going to blow it to Hell!
n8lessone writes: Where's my only friend Wilson?
Crashman writes: Lets Party Beach
Bruticus writes: "I have had enough! I'm going to kill Gilligan so I can get off the blasted island!"
Unknown writes: "EEK! JELLYFISH!"
Hot Shot writes: dont look now the telletubbies are coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: I'm the last person on Survivor! I'm rich! Richer than Megatron!!!
buddhaquest writes: Why are you all laughing? Shrinkage? What are you talking about?... oh... crap.
Metroplex writes: The water's
FFFFFRRRRREEEEZZZIIIINNNNGGGG CCOOOLLLLDDDD!!!!!!!
Bruticus Buckeye writes: Starscream: "Hang On Sloopy! Sloopy, Hang On!" (forms letter with arms) "O! H! I! O!"
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Yeeees, yeeeeaaaahhh!!!! Hey guys, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Ramjet, Thrust, Dirge, listen to this... The New York Jets are the NFL-champions of the world!!!!!!
Cyclone_X writes: NO, not the water! I will rust!
Unknown writes: Let's hit the beach!!!
Last one there buys the drinks!!!!
Rodimus Primal writes: After filming the final episode of Armada, Starscream exiles himself to a desert island, too embarassed to look TransFans in the face ever again.
Zu Darkness writes: Serino one : Survivor 4 on a empty island Starscream has been voted off the island by the majority including megatron.
Serino 2: Survivor 4 Immunity Challange. All consistence must built a weapon to vend themselves from our Special guest
TeleTran2005 writes: If i start thinking happy thoughts, I'll be flying in no time!
Unknown writes: I finally made it to hawaii! alowha you native bastards!
Unknown writes: "I'VE FOUND IT THIS IS MY HIGHEST CALLING!!!!!!!!****FART****"
Unknown writes: "Where the hell am I. This happens every time I go out drinking with Thrust,and Ramjet they leave me naked and wasted on some beach...ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Bill writes: Outwit, outplay, out RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! STARSCREAM SAW THIS SHOW!
- Back to top -NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "All these years of having to listen to "Margaritaville" I've finally found it now Jimmy Buffet face me and accept the fate of milk'n one song for eternity!!!!!!"
Unknown writes: "Big Lobe shoots he scores the goal line is in sight."
Unknown writes: "Yes,The Beach,now to find Leonardo Dicaprio and make him pay!"
EDIMUS PRIME writes: A little know fact Grenada was a piece of cake to take and Starscream was the reason why
TriggerHappy writes: Starscream: So, I couldnt lead androids to a picnic, Megatron?
Megatron: youd better look behind you...
Starscream. NO!! All are gone!!!
buddhaquest writes: Cold! Too COLD!!
Unknown writes: *screamer yells* "I'm normal!!!"
Unknown writes: Bond girls certainly aren't what they used to be..
Unknown writes: Embarassed, Starscream runs away when Arcee tells the gang he already was the world's smallest transformer...
Unknown writes: (PUFF) Mister Hasselhoff! (PUFF) you dropped your TOUPEE!!!
- Back to top -Unknown writes: I AM TELLING YOU GUYS: I CAUGHT A FISH THIS SIZE YESTERDAY IN THIS WATER!!
Unknown writes: Starscream whining: "But Megatron How long must I stand on 1 foot?" Megatron: "As long as I think you deserve it."
Unknown writes: Starscream whining: "But Megatron How long must I stand on 1 foot?" Megatron: "As long as I think you deserve it."
Unknown writes: I WONDER WHAT WOULD'VE KILLED HIM IN THE END: THE SHORTAGE OF ENERGON OR THE LACK OF SEX??
Unknown writes: I AM STARSCREAM KING OF THE JUNGLE!!!
Unknown writes: come back astro train...i promise i wont fart inside you again....dont leave me ...PLEEEAAAZE
SeekerInAFakeMoustache writes: Cybertron's finest moment was ruined when Starscream realized Skywarp had stolen the Olympic Torch out of his hand "as a joke."
Unknown writes: Oh for the love of god! It's Rosanne Barr in a thong. HELP!!!!!! Megatron !! Make her put on some pants!!!!
Megatron: Hey you dope there are some miracles that even I cant perform!!
Unknown writes: SS: Hey Tracks wait! Don't go!! I wasn't REALLY gonna do that.... owwwwwwww
Unknown writes: Transformers: Spring Break Edition! Op: Ew, Starscream! stop streaking! Starscream: Born to be freeeeeeee!!!!
- Back to top -Unknown writes: I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREEEEE!!!!!!!
Ravage07 writes: Eww, seaweed! Icky toes! ICKY TOES!!!
Unknown writes: How can something that can fly be banished to an island?
Unknown writes: That Armada Starscream is ruining my career, can't a Decepticon ever retire.
Unknown writes: "They are shooting a another Girls go wild!"
Unknown writes: OK, if I move my right arm here and move my leg here.... MEGATRON, HOW'S THE TV RECEPTION NOW?!?!?????
Unknown writes: Woohoooo!!! Nude Beach, Damn metal shorts won't come off!!!
Parallax writes: Whats happens when you're on a deserted island all by yourself?
Keep yourself occupied by listening to the radio!!
*Starscreams audio receptors have picked up a stray radio signal.....*
Y-M-C-A!!!! Y-M-C-A!!!!!
Unknown writes: Damn you! Dam you all to Hell!
Unknown writes: "I did it! I killed Richard Hatch while he was fishing!"
- Back to top -Unknown writes: HOTHOTHOTHOT! AIEEE!COLDCOLDCOLDCOLDCOLD!
Unknown writes: "YAY! I nailed FLIPPER!"
Unknown writes: AHHHH! Sheriff Brody! SHARKTICONS!!!!
Unknown writes: "Mister Hasselhoff! I got my red Speedos!"
Unknown writes: I am your host, Mr. O'Roarke, and welcome to Fantasy Island!!!
Unknown writes: Uh, oh! Is that Tom Hanks???"
Riptide writes: Starscream: I /am/ the ultimate survivor.
Riptide writes: -Eye of the tiger plays in the background- Starscream: Adriene!
Unknown writes: ::Quintessons observing from safe distance the screen:: "99 percent probability the Transformers finally lost interest in Cybertron" ::Quintessons cheer::
tony writes: "Land! Land!" "And welcome to yet another boring series of Survivour!" "NOOOOO!!!!! MEGATRON, ALL IS FORGIVEN!"
- Back to top -Maelstrom writes: I claim this land in the name of Spai....errr...Cybertron...hmmm...cannibals you say...hey, off my leg...no that's vital to me...AAIIYYYEEE!!! GET THEM AWAY! *runs*
GiGatron writes: AUTOBOTS ON HYDRO FOIL!!!!! HLEP ME MEGATRON!!!PLEASE HELP!!!!
Roadbuster writes: Starscream: "I'm SUPERMAN!" *Jumps and falls down a flight of stairs at the edge of the beach*
Unknown writes: Starscream flees the water after learning that "shrinkage" can affect Transformers as well.
SlagMaker writes: After the cancellation of "Armada" Starscream was forced to act in the sequel t o "Lilo & Stitch."
SlagMaker writes: Starscream comes ashore after realizing he was on the gay cruise.
Unknown writes: *Starscream flees, Baywatch music theme plays in background, chimpanzee Hasselhoff follows running in slowmotion with a rescuebuoy in hands*
Unknown writes: My highheels are sand and waterproof!
Unknown writes: Starscream: Okay girls, let's work both the arms and legs! Up, and down, up, and down, come on work it girls!
Unknown writes: Come back,Arcee, we're not done!
- Back to top -Scattershot writes: Starscream: To understand the flamingo, you must become the flamingo.
Unknown writes: Arcee! Come back! It was SKYWARP wearing a Speedo!
Firebird writes: "AHH!!!!!!! Sand Fleas! Sand Fleas!" Thundercracker: "Screamer, those are the Insecticons...."
Firestorm writes: Shortly after this photo was taken, Starscream was arrested and charged with habitat destruction and the killing of several baby sea turtles.
Phoenix writes: Starscream: Has anyone seen my other gun?
Phoenix writes: High tide was comming and Starscream noticed he had left his towel within the tidal zone
Ceptor writes: Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Ehhhh, Macarena!!!!
Unknown writes: After getting voted off on "Survivor," Starscream decided to take matters into his own hands.
Unknown writes: Ss: Survivor? SURVIVOR?! I'll show you "Survivor!" Survive this! (starts shooting wildly at the contestants)
Unknown writes: Starscream: AHHHHH QUICKSAND!!!!!
- Back to top -Unknown writes: *Singing* It's fun to stay at the YMCA !!
(Not realizing that he looks so stupid by singing YMCA on his own.)
overdrive writes: ARGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! ARMADA IS COMING... ARMADA IS COMING...
Pokejedservo writes: So he is pretending to play "Dance Dance Revolution" on a desserted island? Oooooohkay...
TheRo-Man writes: After swiming so fast that he killed every human in the water, Starscream realized that entering himself in the IRON MAN contesest was finally the big opportunity to show Megatron that he truly IS a winner.
TheRo-Man writes: I'm a DECEPTICON get me out of here! Coming this month to ABC©
Unknown writes: WILSON!
Unknown writes: After being seen in public with J-Lo, Starscream flees the paparazzi
Unknown writes: SS:Once again, I run the Club Decepticon! (Marvel TF#47)
PredaKing writes: Invisible voice: If your blue and you don't know where to go to. Why don't you go where fashion sits?
Starscream: Put it on The Ritz!
Unknown writes: SHARK!!!
- Back to top -Phoenix writes: After rembering that he had his energon only 10 minets ago Starsceam quickly rushed out of the water untill his full hafe hour had passed
Unknown writes: StarScream:YES I WILL DO THE HAPPY DANCE TO APPEASE THE GREAT AND MIGHTY PINK POTATOE OF LOVE!
Skywarp:He's stoned again
Unknown writes: Starscream flees after seeing yet another crappy episode of ARMADA.
Unknown writes: "NUDIST COLONY, HERE I COME !!"
Unknown writes: Boss, the plane,the plane! Wait, I AM the plane.
Unknown writes: (As Batty:) Heyy! Where you going?
Unknown writes: Aww, I thought dogs weren't allowed on this beach!
Firestorm writes: Little did Starscream realize that the Mechannibles had already colonized the island.....
Unknown writes: starscream is the winner of survivor new zeland
Unknown writes: Skipper! SKIPPPERRRR!!!!
- Back to top -incognito writes: Crocidile Hunter:"right, now here we see the native species of this gorgeous island doing its mating dance. I can't wait too see some shelia's show up! This is just gorgeous by cricey".
incognito writes: Everybody do the hola dance.
Unknown writes: skywarp told starsscream there was autobot babes in the jungle
Unknown writes: Fed up with the reality t.v. show Survivor, Starscream decided to take matters into his own hands..........
Unknown writes: *Starscream dancing to Gloria Esteban's "Conga"*
davewelttf writes: An evolutionary breakthrough the first decepticon rises from the sea onto land
Cyclonus writes: You cheated me Johnny Lingo... She worth ten cows!!! You cheated me!!!!
The Matrix writes: JAWS!!!
Unknown writes: When I create my own army of troops--loyal only to me, of course--Megatron will regret expelling me from the Decepticons!
Unknown writes: "Wilson, I'm Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!!!
- Back to top -Private_Random writes: Finally!!! A non-fleshin nudity beach and it's allllllllllllll to myself....yay for me!!!
Unknown writes: Damn that Megatron, he gave me the direction to the Island of the MALE Nymphomaniacs! AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH
Unknown writes: Wait for me!
Unknown writes: I'm free!
Jade writes: Hulla girls here I come!
Unknown writes: Starscream: "By inserting energon cubes containing so-called "personality components" into rusted-out hulls of WWII vehicles, they will automatically transform into state-of-the-art Combaticons. Then, we will thwart the Decepti
Firestorm writes: Image taken right before Starscream realized that he was in quicksand.
Unknown writes: After days of floating in the sea, Starscream is excited to find Temptation Island. Now he'll wait for the new season to start
Unknown writes: Show me the Fembots!!!
Unknown writes: Hey I thought Bo Derek was going to run towards me from the other side
- Back to top -devon writes: Give me a D! Give me an E!
Unknown writes: And don't come back! lousy kids!
Unknown writes: SS: See my invisible kite, guys? Watch it flllllly!!!!
Unknown writes: The castaways often wondered why the Proffesor could Build a life size, working Starscream, but could never fix the boat.
magnaboss writes: Starscream finally has a mental break down on the beach after realizing Waspinator was the better choice.
PredaKing writes: "Megatron come back!!! Don't leave me here; I might turn into a contradiction of my character just as Armada Starscream did it to me."
Unknown writes: (singing) I feel pretty, I feel pretty, and witty and gay!
Suzuki writes: (Bugs Bunny impersonation.) “Ah! Pismo beach, and all the clams I can eat!â€
JAM writes: HELPPPPPPPPPPP Thundercracker Magetron stuck that cannon up we bloody back side again
Unknown writes: And here we catch rare footage of one of the island natives during a
ritual dance before heading out to sea to catch fish for his village
- Back to top -SeekerInAFakeMoustache writes: Even though he thought it was a bit ridiculous in comparison to the original "leap of faith" bridge, Starscream wanted to be the next Indiana Jones *so badly* he agreed to climb the invisible ladder.
Unknown writes: Everybody out! Devastator just peed in the water! Eeeeeew!
Unknown writes: Having had way too much energon to drink the night before, Starscream urgently searched for a place to pee.
Unknown writes: Will someone rub lotion on my back?
ionacus writes: at bar-b-que starscream: please dont let magaton eat the potato salad. eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
tf dutchie writes: AAAAAAAH a tidal wave!!! Everyone for themself!
Shermtron writes: Megatron... a shark!!!
Shermtron writes: I want to go to hawyaeee.....
Shadowman writes: "Starscream, after hearing the Decepticons were going on vacation, flew off aimlessly, without Megatron telling him where they were going"Starscream: WOOOOO!! Vaca--Megatron?
Unknown writes: Stranded on an island alone by himself, he went insane and thought he was a witchdoctor.
- Back to top -Aero Blade writes: AHH! Salt water!! Must not get rusted! Retreat!!
Unknown writes: Spring break!
Zero writes: im stranded now i'll never beable to confess my true feelings to megatron
Broadside writes: Maybe Starscream's a little too eager for the new series of Survivor?
Unknown writes: TIME FOR A TAN!!!!!!!
Slappyfrog writes: Sadly, Starscream had been holding his pose for his statue for three days before he accepted the fact that the Decepticons had finally dumped him.
Unknown writes: StarScream: I'm free!!! Everybody Rum-Ba!!!Everybody Rum-Ba!!!
Unknown writes: Picture was taken only moments after Hasbro announced that they are going to renew Starscream's contract...and only moments before they announced it was to be on Armada!
Unknown writes: How dare you start the beach party without me, Starscream?!!!
Unknown writes: LAND HO!!!!!!!
- Back to top -Starscream writes: HEY WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: Beach blanket bingo!
Unknown writes: DAMN!!! That water is COLD!!!
Quintessa writes: "Yes!!! I have led those acursed Autobots away from my precious stash of Weed!!!"
Autobot bubbs writes: Owwiiieeee!!!!
This thong is Chafing...
and I have sand in my transistors!
Autobot bubbs writes: Yes, now that Iv'e killed that fool Gilligan, we can finally get off this stupid Island!!! Bwwaaaa-Haaah-Haaaa!!!!
Autobot bubbs writes: De plane boss! De plane de...
(SQUISH)
Unknown writes: Simon says, stand on one foot....
Unknown writes: Shake it to the left, shake it to the right
Sit down, stand up, fight fight fight!
GOOOOOOOOOOO DECEPTICONS!
WHOOOO HOOOO!!! ALRIGHT!
(Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader are weak compared to me!)
Unknown writes: BONZAI!
BONZAI!
BONZAI!
- Back to top -Unknown writes: WILLLLLSONNNNNNNNN!
gir writes: Forget Gilligan! this is my island now!...Buwahahaha!
Unknown writes: Announcer: Order your very own copy of Bots Gone Wild(tm) Spring Break Edition today! Completly uncut and uncensored, watch real Autobots and Decepticons go crazy at the beach, in the Energon bars, and even the hot action back at the Ark itself!
Unknown writes: Starscream: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!!! The jellyfish touched my leg! Soundwave*off screen*Jellyfish can't sting you, you clod. You're not a flesh creature. Starscream:........Yes...
Shadowcon writes: Starscream: The water's too cold Meggytron.
Megatron: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF ENERGON HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING STARSCREAM??!!
Soundwave writes: Sweet! Now I'm gonna find me the naked chicks you see in all the geographic magazines!
TheRo-Man writes: Juuuuust, sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fatefull trip. That started back on Cybertron, aboard a mighty ship...
TheRo-Man writes: Ahhh!!!!!! Everyone run, its the all powerfull SEASPRAY! Ha, ha, ha, Just kidding Megatron...
AchTee writes: Shark!
Unknown writes: All mine! This island's mine for the taking!
- Back to top -Blackout writes: SS exercises before the big match between him and megatron."rocky theme song plays"
Blackout writes: yes i just won survivor.now whos the best decepticon
Ricochet writes: YEAH! I am able to rule my own island! Megatron will be in envy! MWHAHAHAHA
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