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Submarauder with his hand on his head

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Submarauder with his hand on his head
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CommanderShadowmus writes: Wasn't my name Gilmer?
Optimum Supreme writes: Excedrin Headache #402, when you start growing barnacles on your Pretender shell
Heckfire writes: Uh, yeah, about that movie...well, y'see, work kinda dried up after "Masterforce" and, well, I was already IN Japan and my agent said, "Hey, you ever hear of a thing called "hentai" before..? I swear, she's over 18, tho'!
ShadowGinrai writes: Wait, your don't what to make out with me? Um... is it the fins or the gills?
Rept138 writes: Mohawks are in, baby.
ChevyTron writes: Ah great! Some idiot went and lubricated on my head!
Swerve writes: Sniff, yeah, sniff and then... and then... Waverider hit me in the back of the head and said I was... I was a... WAS A CACA-DOODOO FACE!
Dclone Soundwave writes: Now what am I forgetting???? ...........Aww crap, I forgot to turn off the Plasma Energy Chamber.........
hot rod 907 writes: I'm telling you officer, I thought he was a teenage girl!

oh wait, thats worse!
darth_paul writes: Dude, where’s my car?
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DeltaSilver88 writes: Submarauder: "Um.. Skullgrin?"
Skullgrin: "...Yeah?"
Submarauder: "You're not gonna like this... but I kinda forgot to disarm the bomb inside the headquarters and..."
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Skullgrin: "...I can s
Rebirth Megatron writes: Sweet Primus...I forgot to turn the oven off...oh crap.
Pokejedservo writes: Must... resist... bad... "Don't Hate me because I'm beautiful" joke...
Unknown writes: I gots me a bad case o' head lice.
Road Turtle writes: Submarauder, "Chicken of the Sea? How can it be tuna if it's chicken? I don't get it..."
Colinus Maximus writes: "Um...Actually, I'm allergic to seafood."
Thanatos Prime writes: Geez that Grimlock can hit. How long have I been out?
Thanatos Prime writes: Red to blue...ah damn! These lego instructions don't make any sense.
Death-Ray Charles writes: Submarauder's expression when his wife told him that the in-laws are coming over for the weekend
shortround writes: hey starsream help me out here my gun is stuck again.
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NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "Oh damn is that blood in my urine...."
Death-Ray Charles writes: AAAwww.....Crap
ZodiacBot1 writes: The frustration of talking about the birds and the bees...with robots.
ZodiacBot1 writes: Sorry, we don't have any mayonaise...
Fish and Chips? Er...what's with the pan?
Jackwipe writes: I couldn't be a cool shark, or, or like a submarine with missles or anything like that? Holy crapticon, I'll be dead in two episodes.
Jackwipe writes: New Pretender shell they tell me. Cutting edge 'robot in disguise' technology they said. Look at this thing. Hmm, I wonder if the Autobots are hiring.
Rampage writes: submarauder: I spit when I talk, and I fart when I spit.
BiggietronPrime writes: "Oh man! I cant believe I actually smell that aweful!"
BiggietronPrime writes: Submarauder to Bugly: "Um. I think its time for us to start seeing other people."
BiggietronPrime writes: "So THAT'S what that thing down there is for. I thought it was just an eel trying to hitch a ride!"
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nothingface_prime writes: Ugh... man....my head! I drank like a fish last night.
shadow minicon writes: Did i do that? my bad.
DeceptiGojira writes: *Submarauder looking to a mirror*
hello, sexeey!!
Thanos writes: You want to hear something funny? I play Submarauder in the Seibertron RPG... and he actually kicks ass!
Road Turtle writes: Submarauder, "God,what smells like fISH?!"
Autobot bubbs writes: Blast it.... now I can't even get this stupid rubber mask off... stupid meddling kids and their dog!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Wow ok is that her breasts, or the....lower area?
Roboto750 writes: Darn kid threw his gum in my hair again!
transformerguru writes: I just don't understand Picasso
Zeedust writes: Erm, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that look works a lot better on Depth Charge...
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Zeedust writes: Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads!

(Hey, SOMEONE had to...)
Unknown writes: If you all only knew how bad it reeks in this thing...
Brakethrough writes: Welcome to SubmarauderWay, can I take your order?
snavej writes: Why do they mock me so? I DO NOT SMELL LIKE A FEMBOT'S DOODAH!!! Nautilator does, though. Ahahahaha!

Oh, hello Piranacon. Nice day, isn't it? AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
Zeds writes: D'oh!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Submaurader,"Ah jeez is that a lump in my testicales."
dabattousai writes: WHAT!? This is my face in robot mode? I demand a lawsue against Takara for it's ridiculous designs.
Kevinus Prime writes: "OK, this was the lowest point of my life, getting my butt kicked by Aquaman..."
Kevinus Prime writes: "Hey! Spongebob! I'm your number one fan!"
Kevinus Prime writes: "My girlfiend dumps me, I wreck my car, and worse of all...I have ICK!"
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trailbreaker writes: Look, another crappy Cybertron repaint!
Roadshadow writes: Submarauder: I'm infected with head lice!
Dinobot Prime writes: HEY... MACARENA!
D-340 writes: And I drank HOW MUCH last night?
Acelister writes: Submarauder: "It's HOW MUCH for the patch and peg-leg?! Suppose I could just not buy the parrot... But then what's the point in being a pirate..."
Skullgrin: "Y'know yer not really a..."
Bomb-Burst: "Hey... Let
Autobobby1 writes: Submarauder looks in a mirror.

Submarauder: Man, is THAT what I look like?!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: No matter how good of a dancer he was Submaurder just could not get a date for the school dance.
transformerguru writes: Uh... i"m a squid? why didnt someone tell me?
snavej writes: Boy, I'm hungry! To paraphrase Homer Simpson:
'Mmm, plankton!'
snavej writes: I don't remember being this well articulated as a G1 toy!
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1337W422102 writes: "Oh geez... Sorry Melissa, I'll get you a paper towel."
First-Aid writes: Submarauder: Remember to photograph my good side! I'm dead sexy!
Reflector: Yeah...ok...sure...
Reflector starts shooting pictures while intentinally leaving his lens cap on.
Submarauder: Hey! your lens cap is still on!
Reflector: Yeah, I don&#
First-Aid writes: Orignally Head and Shoulders planned on casting Submarauder for their commercials but, much to his disappointment, they went with Jimmy Johnson instead leaving the Decepticon wondering where he went wrong in his audition.
First-Aid writes: A former human, Submarauder was one of the most obvious failed cases of Rogaine...
Transfaner writes: I only ever wanted to drink like a fish, not be a fish.
Unknown writes: why oh why did arcee dump me?!
Rodimus you slaggin dream stealer!
*cries profusly then goes on to listen to MCR.
Unknown writes: Submaurader: "Buuurrrppp!!!" Oh, what a night! That is the last time I try to outdrink Skullgrin!
Skullgrin: ....ZZZZ.....ZZZZZ....
snavej writes: This is actually a disguise but it only works in a reject fish shop.
Archanubis writes: *reading previous caption contests*
I don't get half these comments.
quetze writes: Submarauder: Now that you mention it I might have a slight BO problem
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PG13 writes: Damn Pretender Shells, itch like hell.
Unknown writes: Narrator: Got bad Body Odor and a face that terrifies young children? Well, try the new FishBeGone. It's fast acting and will solve all of your problems.

(Sprays on Submarauder who turns into Spike Witwicky)

Submarauder/Spike: Wow! Thanks
koolmostupidfresh writes: wow optimus i didnt know......
whats his name
teejimusprime writes: decepticon offscreen: i guess thats a face only a mother could love

submarauder:i don't have a mother...
Damolisher writes: "For the love of Primus, Wheeljack, ya wanted proof there's no such thing as a MicroHeadTargetmaster with a Pretender shell? Here's your slaggin' proof!"
Ransom writes: Curse these stubby arms! I can't quite reach... that... stupid... itch!
shadow minicon writes: what was my line again?
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