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Nemesis Maximo writes: Freedom is the right of all well armed females.
Rex Prime writes: Woman: hello optimus, i love you soo much that i want to kill you with my gun.
Optimus: NOOOO PLEASE, who put this glue under my feet
Woman: *shoots Optimus*
A scream could be heard
Zeedust writes: Two words: Kiss Players.
Flame Cheetor writes: Elita One:So this is what you do when I'm gone!
Optimus:Its not what you think......
TheTouch writes: O.P: I'd do her.
Unknown writes: AND AS YOU CAN SEE ONCE YOU BUY OUR CRAPPY LIFE SIZE OPTIMUS YOU CAN USE THIS GUN TO SHOOT YOURSELF.
Roadshadow writes: Prime: Since she's just a 50-foot tall doll, and since no one's here...hehehe...jackpot.
ninjabot writes: I give her a ride she'll never forget, she'll find out why they call me prime.
juggaloG writes: The REAL Masterpiece Convoy!
Unknown writes: Prime:BEND OVER BIATCH!!!
- Back to top -President Optimus Prime writes: How did that Japanese heroine with me get so big? Big Jack Attack, perhaps?
Unknown writes: Convoy:" hollo sexy lady.Will be my sidekick and later marry me!
Sexy Women:Sure but wil you promise to brust fit me!
Unknown writes: Sex, guns, and Transformers... GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Unknown writes: Optimus Prime: Who says being an Autobot leader doesn't have it's perks. I just hope Elita-1 doesn't find out. Yeah. I'm a playa.
Unknown writes: hey baby how bout we head back to my CR chamber and do some reformatting?
Shadow Fox writes: And here you can see our generation one optimus prime toy, and next to him you will see our newest transformers line, Trans-genders, This will be our flagship character Optifemale-Prime and she will come with matching dress and accesories.
Unknown writes: Prime:Hey, before you shoot yourself, it'd really mean alot to me if you'd shoot me first. Thanks, I really apreciate it.
Unknown writes: Prime:So, ya wanna go out, n' have a drink after this gig? Chick:But I thought you were already taken... Prime:Bah, Elita-1's a pushy bitch anyways, Chick:Well, even if you aren't, I am. Prime:-pulls out rifle-*chk-chk* that can
Unknown writes: girl:wanna go out?
Optimus Prime:I only do Elita-1
Asheron writes: "hello there , long , hard and hansome... "
optimus : *sigh* just pretent that ur asleep ...
- Back to top -Unknown writes: And here we have the Prime 4000! Our latest model. Using Beast Wars technology, it is 75% smaller. Although Sunrise entertainment clam it's a rip off of a Gundam Wing toy. Why I'm holding a gun, I do not know, and why Prime is in Japan I
Unknown writes: YOUR SMILING NOW BUT WAIT TILL WERE ON OUR OWN MWOAHAHAHAHAH
Grendrill writes: (gun)*megatron* hunny you have no idea what, you holding onto. *Prime* bet you think thats a exhaust pipe eh?
Unknown writes: Well darling shall we tel the paperatzi we are especting to hear the pitter patter of tiny minicons soon?
Unknown writes: Battle of the Century! 50 ft girl VS one embarrassed Prime.
Arkhaon writes: Prime: i wonder if we could powerlink....*drool*
Kaiser Grimlock writes: its bad enuff i had 2 put up with Koji, now this.
Unknown writes: Prime:I will not be an asian fetishist,I will not be an asian fetishist,I WILL NOT! No bad Prime...Remeber the counciling....
Zero BlitZ X writes: Optimus:ahahahaha!now all I have to do is slip something in her drink and nibble on her ear lobe and of course steal some of Megatrons Kegs
Minicle writes: Optimus: As you can see, i've had a good life.
- Back to top -Zeedust writes: Trivia time, boys and girls! Which has more plastic in it, the toy or the model?
Unknown writes: Yep , that's right, it's not Optimus that is fake, but that plastic woman standing next to him. (how a picture can sometimes manipulate your eyes...)
parkwood writes: Man these cross-over series's are getting out of hand! I dont even like G.I. Joe's -Optimus-
K-nonFodder writes: Prime "ma'am i am ill equipped to fufill your request"
Daniel writes: I think you are looking for orion pax?Is he in trouble again?
Unknown writes: optimus: slag you, starscream! when i get out of this plastic seal i swear on primus i'll...
woman: shut up! i work overtime for this!
Unknown writes: Optimus: *eyes the girl next to him* I wonder if...*tries to touch her boobs but can't move because he's just a plastic dumby* Damnit.
Unknown writes: dont look at her breasts.. dont look at her breasts..damn i think she noticed
thexfile writes: girl : thinking " am i stupid or does nobody see that i'm holding megatron
megtron : thinking "i hope the girl does not ---- it up ore i'll kil her... i'll get you prime no matter what"
optimus
Unknown writes: Rememner people, Dressing like him at a con IS NOT the best way to win a girl like her.
- Back to top -APOLLO writes: Buy a lifesize Optimus Prime today and receive a life size sex toy absolutely free.
Unknown writes: Optimus: I told you before, if you can't do a decent GI Joe-Transformers cross over, THEN DON'T DO ONE AT ALL!
OmnisValidus writes: OK honey now I get to show you my pistol!
Unknown writes: optimus joined the army...for chiks lol
Chrono writes: This is a little thing I like to call optimus mimium
Unknown writes: Hey guys! don't make her mad or she will blow your you know what off with that gun.
Unknown writes: Prime: hey, baby! Care to do some powerlinx connecting?
Prime: Yea, I know that a cute asian woman in sexy fatigues and myself make an odd couple, but.....who cares?!
Unknown writes: Isn't he suppose to be bigger?
Decepticon writes: Prime:"Thats right...now pull the trigger..."
Unknown writes: "Sure, Optimus is sleek and all, but look at me! I have short pants and firearms! What more can a guy ask for?"
- Back to top -Metroplex writes: Lady: U go now, u here fow howas!!!
Metroplex writes: Me so horney!
Unknown writes: Surely this enormous woman will devour us ALL!
Unknown writes: Ok, we're walking out of here, niiiiiice and sloooow... Anyone try anything funny, the semi-truck with legs gets a bullet, you got me?
Unknown writes: It's the Japanese remix of the "GI Joe" and Transformers crossover. It's called "GI Chan" and Transformers
Unknown writes: HE'S MINE!! ALL MINE YOU UNDERSTAND!! MUUWWAHAHAHA!!!
Unknown writes: Which one contains more silicon?
Jade writes: If you don't give me the real prime I'm gonna shot myself in the head..
Unknown writes: I don't get the military fatigues, but it's still hot, hot, hot!
zach writes: thats the last time i play with a shrink ray
- Back to top -Unknown writes: what saddam men did to him after he was tricked by the evil women who wanted to see his core.
Ricochet writes: Prime, your a player
Sir Deadend writes: Ya she's cute, but the truth is she gave optimus a BJ to get the job.
Unknown writes: Lady: the real surprise is waiting to be revealed when we are alone.
optimus: for the love of god you better be pretender robot. After being in the village I've had enough surprises for one day!!!!!
Unknown writes: notice all the cool cartoons get all the ugly bitches
Unknown writes: Woman: They say we're young and we don't know...We won't find out until we grow.
Optimus: Well, I don't know if all that's true, cuz you got me, and baby I got youuuu! Babe
Both: I got you, babe! I got you b
Unknown writes: Celebrity Death Match!
The 50 ft. Woman v.s. Optimus Prime!
dan writes: Talk about a boy toy!
APOLLO writes: Screw Prime, I'll take HER home ;)
Unknown writes: Poontang sux. I want an Optimus Prime instead.
- Back to top -Brawl writes: Prime: Autobots Transform and Roll Out for Poontang!
Unknown writes: When all else failed to create the perfect elite cyborg soldier, the Japanese military sent their best female soldier over to intice prime.
Unknown writes: What the hells going on?! I'm suppose to be at LEAST 5 times taller
Unknown writes: Optimus: Must.. resist..
pinching female ass..
Zero writes: woman: hey hot stuff.optimus prime:It must be the ax effect
Shadow writes: Okay, I agreed to take the manikin job, but there's no way I'm gonna wear that!
Dee-Kal writes: ..A classic example of a cheap foreign knock-off...
Unknown writes: They must be getting desparate for pretender ideas...
PlasmaRadio writes: Prime: "Have you seen my steel expansion rod?"
Unknown writes: Girl:"Oh my god! You're sporting wood?!"
Optimus:"Chromium, actually."
- Back to top -Omega Supreme writes: Optimus: Where is the entry plug on this girl??
Girl: Um you mean here?? *pulls down pants*
Optimus: Yep ;)
Hot Rod writes: i would rather pick prime ,this is transformers not tomb rader gezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Unknown writes: I ask 4 Lara Croft and I get her , "Well Thats just PRIME!"
Unknown writes: Every body! Meet my boyfriend, Convoy
Unknown writes: What does this chick transform into ?
Unknown writes: I'd rather take the Optimus prime. Thats an ugly chick. She looks like a witch ...HA HA HA
Ching Chong Ching Chung
Hot Rodimus writes: Lupin (as Convoy)-I swere Fuji-cakes,im all that and a back trailer
Fujiko(the girl)-(Under her teeth)not now Lupin!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Damn these Pretenders sure have come along way.
raijinald writes: Convoy is a metal chick magnet.
Unknown writes: Yes, this is the purfect appreal for every lady in the meen inner-cities of japan. stylish, comfortable, and pratical high-healed combat boots w/ camo short-shorts and matching long sleaved over shirt. this out fitis well acc. with a nickel plated berreta
- Back to top -Unknown writes: "They're picking up prisoners, and putting 'em in a pen, and all she wants to do is dance,dance,dance..."
Unicron writes: BANG! BANG! F**K! F**K!
Unknown writes: " Hey baby, lets say you and I go blow up some Decepticons, and after that go back to the Ark for a little more action."
MindWipe writes: If you don't start paying attention to me I'll shoot myself!!
Unknown writes: I SWEAR TAKE ARMADA OFF THE AIR OR I'LL CAP HIM!!! I MEAN IT!!! I'LL DO IT!!!!!!!!
Vega writes: Double agent mechaphiliac steals super-secret experimental Asian growth hormone and joins Optimus Prime in the ongoing struggle to bring back the original series - film at 11
trypticon writes: Prime: ohhh i dont know what to say...im froze
Girl: do you like my guns?
Unknown writes: In a situation reminiscent of "Escape from L.A.", Sgt. Kasamura commented on Optimus Prime by saying, "I thought you were taller."
Unknown writes: Japanese transvestite poses with midget Optimus Prime.
davewelttf writes: To combat the 'My size Barbie' Hasbro was going to introduce the 'my size Optimus with his own pretender shell but stopped when they saw the shell's prototype seen here
- Back to top -Unknown writes: *note gun* Unknown to Megatron, he has the chance to save the world from ditzy booth girls.
Optimus: "Why can't I shoot her instead?"
gr8kingrat writes: Hello children :) If you come any closer, i'll blow my brains out :)
Firebird writes: Watch out!! One of the models from the Godzilla Force display has gotten loose, and she's going to shoot Prime!
hannibal writes: By the time Prime became sober, he was married and had 2.3 minicons.
Unknown writes: Woman: Oh baby,now I can have sex wtih a Transformer! Those Smokestacks...oOOoo baby!
Unknown writes: "Attack of the 50 ft. Woman" It's Amazing! It's Fantastic! It's coming soon to a theater near you!
Unknown writes: "Attack of the 50 ft. Woman"
Unknown writes: [Optimus Prime] So lets go some place where Arcee won't catch us. sure I like the rough stuff. So what can I get for twenty energon cubes?
jet convoy writes: Girl: Now, In order to destroy a robot.... Prime:WHAT! ITHOUGHT THIS WAS A CHILDREN'S MUSEUM!!
Unknown writes: At this year's Tokyo Fashion Expo, skimpy camo outfits and giant boxy Convoy outfits were all the rage......
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Girl: Tee-hee, is my underwear showing? Prime: Why . .Uh . .Um. . Yes, yes it is.. Girl: You looked at my undies?!? How Dare you!!
Unknown writes: The technology of making robots look exactly like humans, has improved sincerleby these last years, standing next to the Autobot Optimus Prime is our newest robot helding the Deception Megatron in Gun mode....
Unknown writes: Optimus: Why am I only human sized?
Unknown writes: Optimus thinking: Robo cop aint got nuthin on me
Unknown writes: Girl: For lucky best home safety -and when gun make unhappy results... Use Takara brand Home Security for Super Robot Protection!
Prime: I am a washing machine...do as I say...
Bodycount writes: Looks like the chubby bald guy is doing okay for himself, now.
Bodycount writes: Looks like the chubby bald guy is doing okay for himself, now.
Unknown writes: Seibertron: Hey, babe, how do you like my new costum? Sexy, right? Girl: Per your restraining order, you have to stay 100 feet away from me, and I'm allowed to shoot you on sight. Seibertron: Jeez, Willa Word was hotter anyway...
Unknown writes: Tour Guide: And here we have Optimus Prime, who worked to save the planet from Decepticons. He later went on to run for president for the Republican party, and then was gunned down by Jay-Z and Rockfella Records. He was donated to us by Madonna, who was u
Unknown writes: Megatron: Fembot, dispose of the autobot, now! Fembot: That command is too violent, wouldn't you rather catch Pokemon? Megatron: Damnit! Stupid, wussy Nintendo robots, you can't even plays CDs in her! Optimus: I'd like to put
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Girl: Let's all give Optimus a hand, for wihtout him, our country would never have passed the bill to let anyone carry a hand gun and wave it around like a retard. Kudos, Optimus, Kudos... Optimus: How'd you like to wave my hand gun aro
Unknown writes: Megatron: Fembot, dispose of the autobot, now? Fembot: I'm sorry, I'm not functioning right now, try later. Megatron: Damnit, stupid, crappy, Microsoft robots! It's just like my X-Box! Optimus: I'd like to tough he
Unknown writes: Megatron: Fembot, dispose of the autobot, now! Fembot: Umm... I forget, which ends does the laser thingies come out of? Optimus: Phew, thanks to the Didst Contingency, Fembots will never shot another pair of balls.
Unknown writes: ooooooooooo, Japanese sexy.
Unknown writes: Im so excited Im gonna hav issues with Optimus
Unknown writes: At Otakon 2003, the Vietnamese unvelied their new soldiers for "Vietname war II!" slated for this summer.
Unknown writes: At Otakon 2003, the Vietnamese unvelied their new soldiers for "Vietname war II!" slated for this summer.
Unknown writes: Woman: This is the ultimate G.I.JOE-TRANSFORMERS crossover:my marriage to Prime.
Ironhide writes: Oh my god, Oh my god, OH MY GOD
Unknown writes: "JESUS CHRI$T,IT'S A GIANT YOKO ONO AND IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!" BANG.
- Back to top -EDIMUS PRIME writes: "You stole diaclone from us and made it into G1 Transformers,then you wrecked it,honestly Actionmaster what were you thinking,now we hold Optimus and G1 hostage and send you Rid,and Armada.You have yet to fully pay for your crimes soon very soon
Unknown writes: Dude! where's my car? 2. Attack of the Transformers.
Unknown writes: Girl: Don't move or the Autobot gets it!!! Prime: Autobots do not listen to her. Destroy the 50 foot woman Immediately!!!
Unknown writes: ( Nights432) i am sorry my c*ck is too small for you jap girl its ok Nights432 i have this gun to use in here... its bigger than you and it has a short barel. What do u think prime?
Unknown writes: ( Nights432) i am sorry my ---- is too small for you jap girl its ok Nights432 i have this gun to use in here... its bigger than you and it has a short barel. What do u think prime?
Unknown writes: gook, nip, jap, jew, beaner, towl head, I must ---- prime with this gun!!!!! geeeeeeeeee
Unknown writes: I will make prime f*ck me with that big bot c0ck if not i will shoot b4 he hoses me down! What? derrrrrr.....
Unknown writes: Spike: I didnt know they grew bitches that big.....
Unknown writes: I will make prime ---- me with that big bot ---- if not i will shoot b4 he hoses me down! What? derrrrrr.....
Unknown writes: smile say chese while i shoot myself!!
- Back to top -Unknown writes: I think i will kill myself while standing next to Optimus prime! I am pulling the trigger between his legs!
Unknown writes: An fanboys can bolw their brains out as their girlfriends make out with our new *anatomically correct* Optimus Prime. He love her long time.
Broadside writes: Previewing the latest line in sex toys for women. The life size love robot
SeekerInAFakeMoustache writes: Though he knew it was a necessery evil, Optimus Prime wished they'd gotten him a Pretender shell that was at least the same gender.
Unknown writes: Thats it...no wait...wrong costume...Destro you idiot...wait..wrong hero! Destro: I told you Cobra Commander!
Unknown writes: Me and this robot here are gonna blow up Pearl Harbor, then we're gonna make an anime movie about it, and make the americans look like the villians, and then we're gonna eat un-cooked fish and sing kareoke! Do you want to come? Okay w
Unknown writes: Prime: hey wheel jack she's touching me!
Unknown writes: Prime regretted signing up for "Married By America" as soon as the first woman came out.
Unknown writes: It was a night neither would forget, but before he went home to Alita-1, Prime would have to have Rachet buff the stiletto marks off his back...
Unknown writes: My size Prime comes with:
*Action tutu (for Prime to wear),
*Cheesy-@$$ camo getup (for you, lame-o) and
*a GUN (for you to blow your STUPID brains onto the sidewalk . . . I mean come on--$2500 for that hunk of crap?!)
- Back to top -Unknown writes: "Is she tough? That's my underwear in her belt!"
Unknown writes: Unfortunately for Prime, Megatron knew chicks melt like butter for bad men.
magnaboss writes: Excuse me sir, can you please tell me where the FF X-2 convention is I seem to be lost.It's okay take your time.
Unknown writes: after constantly being mobbed by fans at conventions, Optimus Prime introduces his newest beret wearing, gun-toting, high heel wearing bodyguard. Prime: Life doesn't get any better than this.
Firestorm writes: Woman: Vendors overcharging? Just take this real, working 9mm Megatron replica, place it in the hands of this scale Prime replica, and enjoy!
Unknown writes: Prime loves to order out for Chinese......
Gundamv3 writes: *evil armada fans start running to prime* Girl: Stay away stupid newbies, you wont destory the classic anymore
Rodimus Primal writes: Megatron's new secret weapon cozies up to Optimus Prime.
Unknown writes: Optimus: Help me, she killed everyone else and won't let me go unless she sees Unicron!!!
Suzuki writes: Sadly Optimus didn’t realize she was two-timing with Megatron, right then and there.
- Back to top -robomatt writes: WOMAN: Now what is this robot thingie's name again. That's nice. Wanna go to the mall?!
Royal writes: Woman: I'm taking a picture with a toy... a TOY DAMN IT! *shoots self*
Pokejedservo writes: Feeling a little prime today aren't we lady?
Slappyfrog writes: It took Yoko a while, but she eventually found herself another strong leader to latch onto.
Unknown writes: Must...keep...control. Cannot take...human...
mmmm, Asian.... Christ, I did it again.
davewelttf writes: More proof that optimus is going to guest star in the charlie's angels sequel!
Unknown writes: woman: look i'm touching optimus,yeesssssss. (singing) im taller than optimus, im taller than optimus
Unknown writes: "Is that a Roller in your pocket or are just plaesed to see me"
Unknown writes: Prime: I know she's wearing heels, but the fact she's taller is still totally immasculating.
jedixtat writes: Primus help us!! Use the @#$% matrix prime!! Its our darkest hour!! Hello wake up prime!!!She has a gun prime!She'll use the matrix to make nukes,someone call security!
- Back to top -Unknown writes: Woman: Go out with me or Optimus Prime will be terminated permantly!
Unknown writes: Hell, I'm not going to mock it it; I just want to know where I can get one.
Erm, the My-Size Prime is cool, too.
TheRo-Man writes: MMMmmm....Let me look under big American truck hood God Ginrai. AIYYY! TOO BUKU, TOO BUKU!
TheRo-Man writes: OK, if you do not cancel ARMADA and FULLY bring back generation 1, I will blow my little japenese head off! But if you do cancel ARMADA.....me love you long time. (wink, wink)
Unknown writes: Junkion advertiser: -and sleek, sexy imports; with turbo-handling! Hotrod: Yeah, baby! Kup: In my day, we had to give up half a year's salary for this kind of thing! Hotrod: We still do, don't we? Kup: That's the beauty of the t
BlackArachnia98 writes: wow!! a "my size optimus prime"!!
Percepter writes: The photo that ended Prime and Elita's marrage.
Unknown writes: Yes Folks you too can have the Ultimate battle with your Own Optimus Primes and Authentic Megatron (Megatron show fully transformed and is held by our Lovely Model Mai Ling)Experience Hours of Death and Destruction with these two Classics of the Golden Ag
Shermtron writes: Girl: Prime isnt real i cant stand to live...
Unknown writes: Thailand Tomb Raider declares war on Cybertron because Optimus joked, "101 ways to Wok your dog!"
- Back to top -MEGATRON writes: Prime must be killed
Firebird writes: I just love doing these expos so much, and having every rabid fanboy try to feel me up, I think I'll have to scare them off with this nifty Megatron gun. Or just shoot myself!
Unknown writes: So . . . is he anatomically correct? ~_^
Unknown writes: Optimus: "Get out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less?"
Woman: "Awesoma Power!"
Unknown writes: Optimus: "Man, I can't believe the Cybertronian council always suckers me into coming to these life-size barbie expos..."
RandomFerret writes: Remember all the dads buying the life-size Barbies and winding up keeping them for quiet time in the garage? Well here's something for the ladies!
Unknown writes: George W Bush: What have we got Powell?
Colin Powell: Well sir our spies in Iraq have conclusive proof in this photo that Saddam indeed has weapons of mass destruction.
Bush: And the oriental women.
Powell: Ah well that is concrete evidence that
Unknown writes: First chance I get, when no one's around, I'll use my new real Megatron gun to blow Prime's head off!
slizerpro writes: Hey mike, he dosnt look that hard! Watch me shot him in the head!
Lizzy writes: Me standing next to a ratchet figure
- Back to top -Unknown writes: this is my new boyfreind...he also is involved in a revolution
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